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26-04-08, 10:24 PM
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What makes you fart alot?
Following a delightful micro-meal yesterday evening, I am still feeling the 'passing' of lentils through my stomach. I never realised they made me fart so much. So what makes you fart? (ok we all know beans and curry, I am, 'researching' obscure ones).
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26-04-08, 10:34 PM
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Re: What makes you fart alot?
Kebabs make me fart like a trooper.......Lily doesn't find it funny so we don't have them often. lol
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26-04-08, 10:48 PM
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Re: What makes you fart alot?
protien shakes
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26-04-08, 10:52 PM
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Re: What makes you fart alot?
onions
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26-04-08, 10:53 PM
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Re: What makes you fart alot?
my a**e.
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26-04-08, 11:03 PM
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Re: What makes you fart alot?
Garlic
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26-04-08, 11:14 PM
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Re: What makes you fart alot?
Fruit for me! So much for 5 a day! My guts sure know about it (and anyone else in the vicinity
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26-04-08, 11:47 PM
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Re: What makes you fart alot?
Real Ale. The day after 5 pints of real ale and it smells like the product of Satan's own satanic herd.
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27-04-08, 12:15 AM
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Re: What makes you fart alot?
Beans, beans the musical fruit.
The more you eat. The more you toot. |
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27-04-08, 08:11 AM
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Re: What makes you fart alot?
...The more you toot
The better you feel, So eat heinz beans with every meal Alex Last edited by Rhiwbina_Squirrel; 27-04-08 at 10:20 AM. |
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