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Old 30-04-08, 09:46 AM   #1
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Been thinking of a new business, either buying an existing one outright (buying an existing business is much less risky than starting up), or perhaps a franchise. Just looking down the franchise list, I came across this ...




















ADULT XXX OPPORTUNITY Sector: IT/Technology
Investment: Unspecified

Direct From The Suppliers
Custom and ready made businesses with unlimited income NO STOCK REQUIRED ***FULLY AUTOMATED

XXX toys, lingerie, videos, DVDs
Swingers and Contact Clubs
XXX pay per view
Dating Clubs
Virtual Casino
XXX spice up life shop

***No hidden cost***Guaranteed Earnings

This business can be run by anyone in spare time

Contact us for our FREE comprehensive information package
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Old 30-04-08, 09:49 AM   #2
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Been thinking of a new business, either buying an existing one outright (buying an existing business is much less risky than starting up), or perhaps a franchise. Just looking down the franchise list, I came across this ...




















ADULT XXX OPPORTUNITY Sector: IT/Technology
Investment: Unspecified

Direct From The Suppliers
Custom and ready made businesses with unlimited income NO STOCK REQUIRED ***FULLY AUTOMATED

XXX toys, lingerie, videos, DVDs
Swingers and Contact Clubs
XXX pay per view
Dating Clubs
Virtual Casino
XXX spice up life shop

***No hidden cost***Guaranteed Earnings

This business can be run by anyone in spare time

Contact us for our FREE comprehensive information package Contact Franchisor
Fishing for business off here already?
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Old 30-04-08, 09:52 AM   #3
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Custom and ready made businesses with unlimited income NO STOCK REQUIRED ***FULLY AUTOMATED
***No hidden cost***Guaranteed Earnings
Hmm, seems a little too good to be true if you ask me. Unspecified investment, unlimited returns for little/no outlay after investment.

Usual rules apply, if something looks too good to be true, it's probably a scam.
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Old 30-04-08, 09:58 AM   #4
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Hmm, seems a little too good to be true if you ask me. Unspecified investment, unlimited returns for little/no outlay after investment.

Usual rules apply, if something looks too good to be true, it's probably a scam.
Hey, the day will come when we no longer need cars/bikes and stuff, but there are two things you can count on there always being money in ... s3x and death (funerals etc, I don't mean killing!! )!!
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Old 30-04-08, 10:00 AM   #5
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Hey, the day will come when we no longer need cars/bikes and stuff, but there are two things you can count on there always being money in ... s3x and death (funerals etc, not killing!! )!!
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Old 30-04-08, 10:03 AM   #6
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I'm with Baph. If things look too good to be true, they usually are.
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Old 30-04-08, 10:09 AM   #7
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I'm with Baph. If things look too good to be true, they usually are.
I wasn't actually thinking of doing it, it was just something I came across {pardon the pun } found it amusing and thought I'd share
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Old 30-04-08, 10:13 AM   #8
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What you want to do is start up a franchise of Bargain Booze on the edge of a rough estate and you will make a killing from all the jobless alcoholics getting their daily supply of booze. You will just need to make it like fortknox and possibly pay some cretin off the estate protection so you dont get robbed at gun/knife point.

Another good one is Subway franchises but they are expensive to start up and need to be in a prime location.
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Old 30-04-08, 10:29 AM   #9
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I don't want to deal with low-life thanx

Back to buying an existing business, these might GENUINELY be on the cards though!

http://www.daltonsbusiness.com/busin...5-1393-181610/

http://www.daltonsbusiness.com/busin...1-1239-180634/

I like the idea of this too:-

http://www.daltonsbusiness.com/busin...84-817-179595/

Another main contender:-

http://www.daltonsbusiness.com/busin...5-1042-179589/



And they are just the ones I have found that interest me ...

There are some car and bike related stuff, but I see that as a dead market ...
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Old 30-04-08, 10:41 AM   #10
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just waiting for my information pack now, thanks for that.
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