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Old 18-05-08, 10:17 AM   #1
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Default Beer Consuption survey

IMPORTANT STUDY REVEALS:

A respected endocrinologist suggests that men should have a think about their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of synthetic estrogen in beer. The suspicion is that consumption of beer turns men into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that all of the men:

Gained weight
Talked excessively without making sense
Became overly emotional
Couldn't drive
Failed to think rationally,
Argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.


No further testing is planned
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Old 18-05-08, 10:36 AM   #2
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so what happens if they already do those things? Is that when they start shaving body hair and wearing lipstick?
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Old 18-05-08, 10:43 AM   #3
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yep its flawed.....some of em don't apologise when they are in the wrong sober never mind drunk.....hmph
gain weight even when sober
can't drive(because they can't anyway)
don't think rationally when sober......intelligent with no common sense



me thinks they need some further tests
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Old 18-05-08, 11:14 AM   #4
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If more tests are to be carried out then the beer should be free to those taking part? If so I'll drop my name in the hat to be a test subject
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Old 18-05-08, 12:19 PM   #5
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If more tests are to be carried out then the beer should be free to those taking part? If so I'll drop my name in the hat to be a test subject
+1 but they'd have to increase the sample amount to make it a fair test
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