Sympathy please ladies

[timwilky]

I got man flu

My head hurts, my eyes hurt. my nose don't work, my throat tickles and makes me cough. My bones ache. I lack energy.

Please call an undertaker as I feel it is too late for a doctor to do anything.

To cap it all. I have just been to the dentist as yet another crown has come out. He thinks I am going to loose one of my front pearlies and the one that held the missing crown.

I won't even be able to smile in my coffin

Take some paracetomol to control any elevated tempurature your having, and take some sudafed to help with the conjestion. I find the nasal spray stuff works well at unblocking your noooossseeee

Get well soon

dude, comiserations.

can i have your bike?

Get some Lemsip Cold and Flu Max capsules,take with water, chill out for 10-15 mins and ya'll be alreet .

Oh no you don't want to lose one of your front pearlies, is there nothing they can do to save it and your other one?

There there, do you want some soup??

I`d dial 999 and get yourself straight into hospital cos you must be feeling so ill i`m sure you`re in need of total nursing care

[timwilky]

TBH I am lucky to still have my front teeth.

Many years ago I had an accident where I was running down the road at night with my hands in my pockets and failed to see a chain link fence.

I landed on my face. Broke my nose, knocked front teeth out and fractured my jaw. They were able to push the teeth back in. One turned a funny colour and has been veneered. It is the one next to it. The dentist thinks the root has decayed

I had man-flu last week. I'm amazed at how little sympathy people have for the sufferers.

Cure? Glenfiddich

GWS

that jabba is a great idea i might have to try it i don't have flu but a bad cold and i'm just leaving work now to rest

I feel for you brother, nowt worse than man-flu.
Women just don't know how easy they got it with child birth

Originally Posted by Tara

that jabba is a great idea i might have to try it

Must be Glenfiddich - anything else doesn't work

You GWS, too