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Just Ballast
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Things you may not have ever posted about before, as mundane or bizarre as you like
![]() 1 I broke my coccyx in 1979. 2 I can't stand citrus fruits. 3 I can hand milk cows and goats. 4 I ran away from home when I was 13 and got as far as Wolverhampton..........along the M6 on my pushbike, in my school uniform! 5 While working at the NAC at Stoneleigh I fell 20ft out of a barn when I forgot to let go of the bale of hay I was throwing down. Only a week before that I had pinned my foot to the floor with a pitchfork ![]()
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1. I got knocked out with a discus at school sports day (explains alot)
2. I hate bacon but still eat it ![]() 3. I moved my bathroom from downstairs to upstairs so I had less distance to run to throw up after a night out 4. I killed a budgie with a berol pen when i was young with my brother 5. I am nice really
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<((((((((((((((((◕‿◕) The Woozle woz ere (◕‿◕)))))))))))))))> Black K4 Pointy named Zuky, OEM belly pan, OEM hugger, OEM cowl, R&G bungs, akrapovic system, tinted double bubble Fabbri screen, tail tidy, scottoiler, alarm, datatagged, lowered seat for short ass rider named Shell. ![]() RIP PC David Rathband sad day 29/2/2012 |
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1. Broken my nose 5 times....rugby you see.
2. I once lost 3 stone in 18 weeks.......put it all on again since. 3. I have a piece of lead stuck in my arm from when some tw*t stabbed me with a pencil as a kid, its never gone. 4. I once got drunk with the majority of the Leicester Tigers incl the now captain Martin Johnson. 5. Can't believe that I am saying this.....but.....once got caught looking at my step fathers porn collection....... at the age of 9!!!!!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]()
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My Bike Now Doesn't Have a Motor....Just Pedals!!!! Hovis RIP Buddy - 13/08/1975 - 03/10/2009 "Feckinnnn Unluckkeeeeeeee" ![]() |
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1. I was once a stripper.
2. I once wanted a Sukuki Maruader. 3. I used to want to be a milk man. 4. I cried at the end of Monsters Inc. 5. I have anger management issues. Not sure which of those is more daft/scary! ![]() |
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1. I've had a near-death experience every year for the past 5 years. The most impressive of these was nearly been killed by a speaker that fell 30 feet and landed about a foot in front of me. I was walking forwards at the time.
2. My left shoulder needs surgery to tighten tendons after a horrific dislocation 3 years ago. I don't want the surgery as it'd mean months of recovery, so live with the fact that occasionally my shoulder re-dislocates. I've become quite adept at popping it back in myself, and swearing while in pain. 3. Aged 13 I sat a Mensa IQ test, passed, but decided not to join as I couldn't afford the £25 yearly subscription *and* keep my pocket money for doing things I enjoyed. 4. I can almost certainly triple-jump further than you, having taken a gold medal in it every year while in high-school and sixth-form, and normally beating the year above me, too. 5. I'm proficient in the use of nearly all weaponry with a blade exceeding 30cm in length, with the notable exception of greatswords. |
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1. Broke my foot when I was 14, walked back and forwards to school for a fortnight taking ages for a 15 minute walk until my mum decided there might be something wrong..!
2. Rarely get along with people my age, haven't seen school people in the two years I left. 3. I play Irish music- fiddle, uilleann pipes, wooden flute, whistles, and guitar 4. I have four sisters and I like three of them. 5. I hate parties, small talk, all that crap. |
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1) I have been resuscitated twice.
2) I wanted to be a mechanic when I was at school. 3) I haven't spoken to my birth Mother in over 20 years. 4) I left school with no qualifications. 5) I have nightmares almost every night. |
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1) I am afraid of flying and heights
2) I love extreme metal and play in a black metal band 3) I grew up in Belgium 4) I had a cyst grow on my eye and had to get it cut off under local anaesthetic! 5) I once saw my nextdoor neighbour's Mum doing something naughty |
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1. i hated school, i was put in the dunces class all the way from start to finish. i recently found out i have dyslexia and an iq of 134.
2. never broke a single bone in my body (touch wood) 3. i'm short fat and ugly... no seriously its true... 4. only thing i will not eat is the three b's, == brains, bugs and ba!!s (ooohhh and tinned ravioli) 5. i can do almost anything i put my mind to,,,,, but i cant dance,,, honest i look like i'm having an epileptic fit. |
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