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16-11-08, 08:29 PM
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ironing and top gear
I know Viney will KILL me for posting this but I post it in jest and in a light hearted way !!!......
 I am ironing and he is watching top gear !!!! is that not a great thing ?!?!?!?!?! are you males out there impressed ?!?!? And I have had a brazillian wax !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Being that I am always going to be that little bit fat and I talk in my sleep and I always say the wrong things and it is highly likely that someone will remove this post as they always do when I post anything, and given that I am basically irretrievably stupid and my t*ts are more burnt from being on the sunbed than a chargrilled banana............ I still think I can't be that bad a catch to be looking after my man in the way that only I can do!!! on a Sunday night !!! - I NEVER say anything good about myself - and I won't start now - but I think you could have worse girlfriends ?!?!?!? ........ I await deletion of this thread......... as usual !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :ro lleyes:viney i love u !!!! |
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16-11-08, 08:31 PM
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Re: ironing and top gear
Ah but have you made him a smoothie with your V8 blender....
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16-11-08, 08:34 PM
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Re: ironing and top gear
Well, I was ironing whilst watching Antiques Roadshow. I would also like to add that I do NOT have a Brazilian. My wife is from Plymouth. (She does not have a Brazilian either - she has me!)
This thread is useless withour pictures etc etc... 
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16-11-08, 08:37 PM
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Re: ironing and top gear
I hope it isnt deleted.....well funny
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16-11-08, 08:39 PM
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I could have an RS6 blender and regardless nothing, short of the world turning blue upside down, would get fruit past the viney mouth!!! |
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16-11-08, 08:39 PM
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16-11-08, 08:40 PM
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16-11-08, 08:40 PM
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whenever i post they usually are.............. and I'll be the 'chat' of the mods section !!!
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16-11-08, 08:40 PM
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