Some tongue twisters for you...

Funny Tongue Twister Phrases

• He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
• Rubber baby buggy bumpers
• Frivolous fat Fannie fried fresh fish furiously
• Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.
• I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.
• A big black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that the big black bug bit?
• Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.
• The winkle ship sank and the shrimp ship swam.
• Excited executioner exercising his excising powers excessively.
• Hi-Tech Traveling Tractor Trailor Truck Tracker
• How many yaks could a yak pack pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?
• Nick knits Nixon's knickers.

Funny Tongue Twister Poems

• I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate,
  And I'm only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's late.
  I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son,
  And I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant pluckers come.

• A tutor who tooted the flute
  Tried to tutor two tooters to toot
  Said the two to the tutor
  "Is it tougher to toot
  Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

• Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
  A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
  If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
  How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

• A certain young fellow named Beebee
  Wished to marry a lady named Phoebe
  "But," he said. "I must see
  What the minister's fee be
  Before Phoebe be Phoebe Beebee"

• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
  If a woodchuck would chuck wood?
  A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck
  If a woodchuck would chuck wood.

• I thought a thought.
  But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
  If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

• A skunk sat on a stump.
  The stump thought the skunk stunk.
  The skunk thought the stump stunk .
  What stunk the skunk or the stump?

• If one doctor doctors another doctor
  Does the doctor who doctors the doctor
  Doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors?
  Or does the doctor doctor the way
  The doctor who doctors doctors?
  
  The doctoring doctor doctors the doctor the way
  The doctoring doctor wants to doctor the doctor.
  Not the way the doctored doctor wants to be doctored.

• Mr. See owned a saw.
  And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
  Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
  Before Soar saw See,
  Which made Soar sore.
  Had Soar seen See's saw
  Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
  See's saw would not have sawed
  Soar's seesaw.
  So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
  But it was sad to see Soar so sore
  Just because See's saw sawed
  Soar's seesaw!

• I cannot bear to see a bear
  Bear down upon a hare.
  When bare of hair he strips the hare,
  Right there I cry, "Forbear!"

• If Freaky Fred Found Fifty Feet of Fruit
  And Fed Forty Feet to his Friend Frank
  How many Feet of Fruit did Freaky Fred Find?

• Did **** Pickens ***** his pinkie
  Pickling cheap cling peaches in an inch of Pinch
  Or framing his famed French finch photos?
  
  Dr. Johnson and Mr. Johnson,
  After great consideration,
  Came to the conclusion
  That the Indian nation
  Beyond the Indian Ocean
  Is back in education
  Because the chief occupation is cultivation.

• A tree toad loved a she-toad
  Who lived up in a tree.
  He was a two-toed tree toad
  But a three-toed toad was she.
  The two-toed tree toad tried to win
  The three-toed she-toad's heart,
  For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground
  That the three-toed tree toad trod.
  But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain.
  He couldn't please her whim.
  From her tree toad bower
  With her three-toed power
  The she-toad vetoed him.

• Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.
  The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed
  shilly-shallied south.
  These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack;
  Sheep should sleep in a shed.

• You've no need to light a night-light
  On a light night like tonight,
  For a night-light's light's a slight light,
  And tonight's a night that's light.
  When a night's light, like tonight's light,
  It is really not quite right
  To light night-lights with their slight lights
  On a light night like tonight.

• Of all the felt I ever felt,
  I never felt a piece of felt
  Which felt as fine as that felt felt,
  When first I felt that felt hat's felt.

• A flea and a fly in a flue
  Said the fly "Oh what should we do"
  Said the flea" Let us fly
  Said the fly"Let us flee"
  So they flew through a flaw in the flue

• If a Hottentot taught
  A Hottentot tot to talk
  Ere the tot could totter,
  Ought the Hottentot tot
  Be taught to say ought or naught
  Or what ought to be taught 'er?
  Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not.
  So it is better to be Shott than Nott.
  Some say Nott was not shot.
  But Shott says he shot Nott.
  Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot.
  If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot.
  But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, the shot was Shott, not Nott.
  However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott - but Nott.
  So, Ed Nott was shot and that's hot! Is it not?

• Bitty Batter bought some butter
  “But,” said she, “this butter’s bitter.
  If I put it in my batter,
  It will make my batter bitter.”
  So she bought some better butter,
  And she put the better butter in the bitter batter,
  And made the bitter batter better.

• Now try saying all of that quickly in as few breaths as possible

[Paul the 6th]

I've got the beginnings of an absyss and a chest infection... ****!

phew, that took a while! Got there though, only a handful of mistakes

You forgot "She sells seashells on the seashore"

[tinpants]

If there was a prize for the most pointless thread, this would win it. No contest. WTF is this place coming to?

Tongue twisters? Jeez, act your age.

Originally Posted by Bellerophon

If there was a prize for the most pointless thread, this would win it. No contest. WTF is this place coming to?

Tongue twisters? Jeez, act your age.

...and you would win the prize for the most intemperate post. Forum equivalent of road rage.

Cut the bloke some slack.

I'd say this was a pretty constructive thread, tongue exercise you see

[_Stretchie_]

I polish it behind the door....


Not one to say to your mum when you're five...

I liked it too. But it was very looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Originally Posted by Bellerophon

If there was a prize for the most pointless thread, this would win it. No contest. WTF is this place coming to?

Tongue twisters? Jeez, act your age.

Guess your missing a funny bone and as for pointless, well there is quite a few pointless threads in Idle Banter!

[tinpants]

Originally Posted by slark01

Guess your missing a funny bone and as for pointless, well there is quite a few pointless threads in Idle Banter!

Could well be missing a funny bone. Not sure where I could have left it though!!

As for pointless threads in IB, you're not wrong. The word "drivel" springs to mind.
Hey-ho.