Uncyclopedia - SV650.org

25-11-08, 11:09 PM

this is quite amusing! I've stumbled across it, hours of fun! (although not literally as I do have work to do

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http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Forum

25-11-08, 11:24 PM

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Motorcycles have a number of advantages over cars - for example, they're much louder and scarier, making them much more fun. They are also much cheaper to buy and run than cars. As an example, a brand new Vespa 125cc can be purchased on the road for as little as £3500. You will then need a crash helmet (£300), a leather jacket (£500), some Freddie Mercury trousers (£100), a pair of boots (£130), kevlar gloves (£90), a coffin (£1000), a headstone (£750), cremation (£380) and flowers in the church (£200). That said, the bike is still much cheaper to run as it will consume only half a litre of fuel while getting you from your house to the scene of your first fatal accident, making the total lifetime running costs of the bike 50p.

oh dear, I wonder if this was written by Jeremy Clarkson

dizzyblonde · 25-11-08, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by missyorkie_chris

oh dear, I wonder if this was written by Jeremy Clarkson

Yes he did actually. It was an article he wrote after he was spotted riding a vespa

25-11-08, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by dizzyblonde

Yes he did actually. It was an article he wrote after he was spotted riding a vespa

LOL thought it seemed familiar! D'oh. I'm clearly having a thick day on the .org today

25-11-08, 11:32 PM

SHAT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

25-11-08, 11:34 PM

Me or Lou?

dizzyblonde · 25-11-08, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by missyorkie_chris

Me or Lou?

it was on your link to wkiiwatsit....I'm glad our admins not like that....

bad carnivore

....currently chastizing him on the sofa..he found the link very amusingly informative

25-11-08, 11:43 PM

and a quote from the 'motorbikes' page: -

"It is a well-known fact that motorcycles have the ability to turn themselves and their riders completely invisible to all other traffic except police officers, to whom the opposite effect occurs."

26-11-08, 12:48 AM

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In the beginning, god created man and he saw that it was good. Then he had a divine thought: i can do better.

LOL!

26-11-08, 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by carnivore

Is it just me, or does the "Mod" look uncannily like our very own Stu?

25-11-08, 11:09 PM	#1
missyburd Guest Posts: n/a	Uncyclopedia this is quite amusing! I've stumbled across it, hours of fun! (although not literally as I do have work to do ) http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Forum Last edited by missyburd; 25-11-08 at 11:12 PM.

25-11-08, 11:32 PM	#5
carnivore Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Uncyclopedia SHAT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

25-11-08, 11:34 PM	#6
missyburd Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Uncyclopedia Me or Lou?

25-11-08, 11:43 PM	#8
derbybiker Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Uncyclopedia and a quote from the 'motorbikes' page: - "It is a well-known fact that motorcycles have the ability to turn themselves and their riders completely invisible to all other traffic except police officers, to whom the opposite effect occurs."