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Old 25-02-09, 04:48 PM   #1
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Default One way to write your car off..

hope its not a re post..

http://www.detailingworld.co.uk/foru...d.php?t=103125


SHOULD SAY "YOUR" NOT OUR.... I HAVENT CRASHED MINE AND AM FINE....

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Old 25-02-09, 04:50 PM   #2
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wow...


those long straight flat sections of well surfaced roads with no junctions can really catch you out can't they
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Old 25-02-09, 04:57 PM   #3
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found this about the lad driving it...









And I quote:

[quote name='GSiiiii']
well i am a live and kicking,
faults on the braking system
straight section of the road
thought are al stop in time to miss the little ****er
rear brakes lock solid
one way
other way
fence
hedge
tree stump
nose to nose then landed on it side
me hanging out the sun roof still half seat belted in
i got out looked at my car
blood started
ran for help
night in hospital
45MPH NO CHARGES FROM THE POLICE
AND AS FOR PEOPLES SLY COMMENTS,, YOUNG DRIVER FAST CAR GOING TO FAST I HAVE HAD MANY FAST CARS MOST THAT WOULD **** ON THE CORSA!!!!
PLEASE GET FACTS STRAIGHT
THANKS PHIL

"thanks for the people who have shown there concern i will live to fight another day with another VAUXHALL"
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Basically the lad said he swerved to avoid a fox in the road.
Bottom line, the car did its job and walked away almost unhurt!
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Old 25-02-09, 05:08 PM   #4
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...he swerved to avoid a fox in the road.


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i think i'd have collected the fox instead
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Old 25-02-09, 05:12 PM   #5
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Isn't that the guy who did the paint depth gauge and spend days polishing it with yak boob brushes and maiden's urine to wash it?
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Old 25-02-09, 05:16 PM   #6
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Young driver, fast hatchback, "faults on the braking system"? Driver error more like.
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Old 25-02-09, 05:18 PM   #7
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That old country pursuit of hedging & ditching again!
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Old 25-02-09, 05:41 PM   #8
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OH YEAH....the old, 'I swerved to avoid an animal' line......balls, he should just admit he fecked up lol
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Old 25-02-09, 06:51 PM   #9
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I did that in a 3 series. Whoopise!
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Isn't that the guy who did the paint depth gauge and spend days polishing it with yak boob brushes and maiden's urine to wash it?

they guy that posts the original pics is yes, but that isnt his car, as that somewhat crashed car is a Corsa VXR.
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