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Old 03-03-09, 05:54 PM   #1
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Default Pass A New Law!

If you had the power to pass just one new law, what would it be?

Would you pick something worthy or something purely selfish?

I'm going for the selfish option, cos I can

My new law would be............Bikes only had to obey 20, 30 and 40mph speed limits.


I was going to add 50mph limits, but Warwickshire have taken to turning perfectly good NSL roads into 50mph roads just lately, with no justification, and against police advice, so **** em!
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Old 03-03-09, 06:06 PM   #2
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Mine would be to make it illegal for Sara Cox in present on Radio or Tv
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Old 03-03-09, 06:10 PM   #3
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I was going to add 50mph limits, but Warwickshire have taken to turning perfectly good NSL roads into 50mph roads just lately, with no justification, and against police advice, so **** em!
I think everywhere is doing that.

I'd pass a law that everyone has to do what I say, if I say so. That's both selfish and for the benefit of everybody
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Old 03-03-09, 06:16 PM   #4
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dogs in public must be muzzled.
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Old 03-03-09, 06:33 PM   #5
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driving in the 2nd lane of the motorway when the 1st lane is free shall hearby be punishable by death...
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Old 03-03-09, 06:39 PM   #6
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dogs in public must be muzzled.
Further to that, dogs have to be insured and owners have to be licenced.
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Old 03-03-09, 06:47 PM   #7
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thats not very fair, whats my dog done to anybody to deseerve that...apart from lick ya to death!
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Old 03-03-09, 06:51 PM   #8
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driving in the 2nd lane of the motorway when the 1st lane is free shall hearby be punishable by death...
there needs to be a clause in that law somewhere about me being allowed to fit fairing-mounted machine guns to the SV - instant justice!!
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driving in the 2nd lane of the motorway when the 1st lane is free shall hearby be punishable by death...
That was going to be mine also but thought the Sara Cox law deserved priority.
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thats not very fair, whats my dog done to anybody to deseerve that...apart from lick ya to death!
i have mentioned this lots of times dizzy but as yet no-one has come forward and handed me a reason why its cruel to animals.
i feel its a simple solution to a growing problem.
as you say dizzy your dog aint the problem its the heavy and dangerous dogs that people seem to desire.
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