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Old 24-07-09, 05:46 PM   #1
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Smile Give the rabbit a name

After events at work today, I'm providing a temporary home for a rather cute white/black rabbit, gender uncertain...... can you help me name it?

If I tell the story of how he came to hitch a lift home with me then it might help:

Colleagues went to a flat to seize, under warrant, the TV, hifi, radios, etc from a second-floor flat in north-east Cardiff. They took a couple of burly coppers with 'em as usual. However, the resident was a known local nut-job who, last lime the coppers went to arrest him, lept out of one of the flat windows (2nd floor remember!) and ran off. The eventually got him cornered, at which point he dropped his keks, reached round behind him a lobbed a handful of steaming fresh poo at them

Same coppers turned up today, understandably not looking forward to this latest encounter with the turd-flinger. The gentleman wouldn't open up so door was kicked in. The guy starts lobbing an array of strange (for a second floor flat) objects at them - garden hoe, centrifugal fan, budgie cage, etc. Riot police arrive, dispense the CS-gas and the gentleman is whisked off to the cells. Coppers depart leaving my colleagues to take the stuff that they came for.

At this point I arrive - yeah, I know, glory hunter!! It's then that we notice the bunny hopping about the flat

Can't leave him/her there as the door is off its hinges, there's a horrible atmosphere from the CS gas and we don't know when/if the gentlemen will be returning - might get sectioned and sent to a mental hospital.

Anyway - name that rabbit
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Old 24-07-09, 05:48 PM   #2
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Er- lucky could be a good start!
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Old 24-07-09, 05:48 PM   #3
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Old 24-07-09, 05:49 PM   #4
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Old 24-07-09, 05:49 PM   #5
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How about 'Boiler'

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Old 24-07-09, 05:50 PM   #6
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Bubbles...
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Old 24-07-09, 05:51 PM   #7
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Old 24-07-09, 05:58 PM   #8
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Trust you to avoid having poo thrown at you.

How about 'Bunzai'? Mike woudl probablt say 'Dinner'
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Old 24-07-09, 06:00 PM   #9
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Dinner?
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