I'm in bloody agony

Because I have dislocated my right shoulder after barging into a door frame when I was half asleep this morning.

I've been to A+E and had it popped back in properly, because apparently riding my bike this afternoon while the shoulder was semi-dislocated wasn't the best idea I've ever had

Drink, or a nice muscle relaxant. Hope you feel better soon.

How fecking hard did u walk into the door fram?!??!?

Ouch, GWS

Go with drink, lots of drink

Originally Posted by Milky Bar Kid

How fecking hard did u walk into the door fram?!??!?

It was very early morning and I was desperate for the loo, and I was only half awake as I barrelled through our house with no specs on - I hit it pretty hard cos I was almost at jogging pace. How I made it as far as the door frame I hit without keeling over is anyone's guess

Originally Posted by Lozzo

It was very early morning and I was desperate for the loo I was almost at jogging pace. How I made it as far as the door frame I hit without keeling over is anyone's guess

Now that's your age

Ya big poof, padded rooms have protection against this sort of thing, so clearly you've made this up

Originally Posted by missyorkie_chris

Ya big poof, padded rooms have protection against this sort of thing, so clearly you've made this up

You, young lady, are going across my knee when we meet.

That was careless .