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View Poll Results: What percent chav are you? | |||
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24 | 28.57% |
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24 | 28.57% |
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18 | 21.43% |
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5 | 5.95% |
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5 | 5.95% |
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6 | 7.14% |
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1 | 1.19% |
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0 | 0% |
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1 | 1.19% |
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0 | 0% |
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#1 |
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After reading another thread I stumbled upon a test that reveals what % chav you are.
I was a little surprised at my own results. ![]() You may be surprised as well! I won't mention my score but lets just say,"the Goth kid next door better worry, there's a good chance you'll nick his iPod" ![]() Take the test: http://chavstest.com And vote your score to nearest number on the poll and we'll see what percent chav the .org is as a whole. No... I'm not showing names. Yes... I am taking the test again before voting my score. ![]()
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...Bill "The Mountains are calling and I must go" Last edited by BanannaMan; 12-12-09 at 02:46 AM. |
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wooohooo i'm only 26% chav and i answers all the questions honestly. if i lie i might get as low as 5% but that's no fun.
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Where is none of the above
There is a flaw in this test. I am 4% chav. because I am old enough to have been given a grant for my university eduction. I did not have a state education, my parents paid for my prep and school but I was silly enough to click the "My education was paid for by the tax payer button" Can I give my £1200 a year back. I do not want any chav thank you Come to think of it. what does an inhabitant of the Appalachians know about chavs. Has English sub culture made its way to your leafy valleys? or is daytime TV as dire as ours?
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erm - well I was being totally honest:
You are 67% Chav! And I think the question: Question: Do you dream of souping up your car and getting a spoiler? Should be taken into the bike concept of have you ever wanted to add a louder after market pipe? And as for the have you ever eaten a pot noddle question I can take that to extreme and say I think pot noddle belongs in it's own food group along with doughnuts and pizza. Does the fact I opened a thread titled something like - chaving my bike up give me away? Next I'll be wearing a hoodie and really making them younguns vomit ![]() |
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22% chav here, which considering I call my self a Goth (thus proving how un-Goth I really am!) is pretty poor. I too was grant assisted in University, although I was the last year not to be full student loan. I had better watch it around here, I might get my head kicked in by you chavs!
Luvs ya... Oh Carol knows some one who went on Tricia, should I dump her for that? |
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After more careful reading .. 48% is the still best i can do if being truthful.
![]() It's the "have you ever" part that does me in. When you get my age it's the things you haven't done that are the on short list.
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I got 22% but I think the worst bit was knowing the somone who went on Trisha:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_FPalfdQuQ My aunty who used to be my uncle who is now a full time Marilyn Monroe impersonator...CRINGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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15% here.
I think the question about straight men wearing ear-rings is stupid. You may know one but that doesn't mean it's a friend of yours!
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26% which is better than 36% I guess. Still going beat myself with birch later
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22% Chav .... athough I don't see how going to public school, shopping at Co-op, eating own brand beans, and wanting a spoiler on my car makes me a chav !!
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