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View Poll Results: What percent chav are you?
10 24 28.57%
20 24 28.57%
30 18 21.43%
40 5 5.95%
50 5 5.95%
60 6 7.14%
70 1 1.19%
80 0 0%
90 1 1.19%
100 0 0%
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Old 12-12-09, 02:36 AM   #1
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Default Chav factor of the .org

After reading another thread I stumbled upon a test that reveals what % chav you are.
I was a little surprised at my own results.
You may be surprised as well!

I won't mention my score but lets just say,"the Goth kid next door better worry, there's a good chance you'll nick his iPod"




Take the test: http://chavstest.com

And vote your score to nearest number on the poll and we'll see what percent chav the .org is as a whole.

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Yes... I am taking the test again before voting my score.
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Old 12-12-09, 02:45 AM   #2
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wooohooo i'm only 26% chav and i answers all the questions honestly. if i lie i might get as low as 5% but that's no fun.
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Old 12-12-09, 02:55 AM   #3
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Default Re: Chav factor of the .org

Where is none of the above

There is a flaw in this test. I am 4% chav. because I am old enough to have been given a grant for my university eduction. I did not have a state education, my parents paid for my prep and school but I was silly enough to click the "My education was paid for by the tax payer button"

Can I give my £1200 a year back. I do not want any chav thank you

Come to think of it.

what does an inhabitant of the Appalachians know about chavs. Has English sub culture made its way to your leafy valleys? or is daytime TV as dire as ours?
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Old 12-12-09, 03:08 AM   #4
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erm - well I was being totally honest:

You are 67% Chav!

And I think the question:

Question: Do you dream of souping up your car and getting a spoiler?

Should be taken into the bike concept of have you ever wanted to add a louder after market pipe?

And as for the have you ever eaten a pot noddle question I can take that to extreme and say I think pot noddle belongs in it's own food group along with doughnuts and pizza.

Does the fact I opened a thread titled something like - chaving my bike up give me away?

Next I'll be wearing a hoodie and really making them younguns vomit
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Old 12-12-09, 04:30 AM   #5
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22% chav here, which considering I call my self a Goth (thus proving how un-Goth I really am!) is pretty poor. I too was grant assisted in University, although I was the last year not to be full student loan. I had better watch it around here, I might get my head kicked in by you chavs!

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Oh Carol knows some one who went on Tricia, should I dump her for that?
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Old 12-12-09, 05:01 AM   #6
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After more careful reading .. 48% is the still best i can do if being truthful.
It's the "have you ever" part that does me in.
When you get my age it's the things you haven't done that are the on short list.
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Old 12-12-09, 05:03 AM   #7
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I got 22% but I think the worst bit was knowing the somone who went on Trisha:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_FPalfdQuQ

My aunty who used to be my uncle who is now a full time Marilyn Monroe impersonator...CRINGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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15% here.

I think the question about straight men wearing ear-rings is stupid. You may know one but that doesn't mean it's a friend of yours!
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Old 12-12-09, 08:28 AM   #9
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26% which is better than 36% I guess. Still going beat myself with birch later
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Old 12-12-09, 09:17 AM   #10
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22% Chav .... athough I don't see how going to public school, shopping at Co-op, eating own brand beans, and wanting a spoiler on my car makes me a chav !!
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