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Old 07-01-10, 12:49 PM   #1
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"An arrest warrant has been issued for a Leicester man accused of having sex with a horse and a donkey, after he failed to turn up to court. Joseph Squires, of Overpark Avenue, is charged with a serious sexual offence against a donkey between February and April 1999 and a horse in March 2004.
He is also accused of criminal damage to the animals during the same dates.
The 66-year-old was due to appear at Leicester Crown Court earlier for a plea and case management hearing.
Mr Squires did not attend court and it was heard he had lost touch with his solicitors.
Judge Michael Pert QC issued a bench warrant for his arrest."

All I can say is eee-aw to know better and eee-aw to turn himself in.
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Old 07-01-10, 12:52 PM   #2
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I thought this was a wind up before I googled his name.


Dirty little bugger.
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Old 07-01-10, 12:53 PM   #3
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What an ass...
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Old 07-01-10, 12:54 PM   #4
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I thought this was a wind up before I googled his name.


Dirty little bugger.
Twas on the BBC so it must be right. Besides, would I lie to a fellow Leylander?
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Old 07-01-10, 01:10 PM   #5
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Old 07-01-10, 01:13 PM   #6
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is this the same man that got caught by passengers on a train that had stopped?
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Old 07-01-10, 01:22 PM   #7
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What an ass...
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Old 07-01-10, 01:25 PM   #8
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Rumour has it it was the best xse he'd ever had, till they got out of step....
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Old 07-01-10, 03:01 PM   #9
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I can't talk now, i'm feeling a little hoarse.

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Old 07-01-10, 04:30 PM   #10
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This is serious... quit horsing around
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