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Old 02-03-10, 09:57 AM   #1
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Default How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?

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Old 02-03-10, 10:02 AM   #2
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Default Re: How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?

1 Forum Member to post up a poll as to which lightbulb they should get
1 Forum member to answer 'Is it George best'
1 Forum member to post up that Lighhtbulbman is the best place to get your Blubs changed
45 Forum members to start threads as how good lightbulb man was at changing thier lightbulbs

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Old 02-03-10, 10:36 AM   #3
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hee hee that is funny..





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Old 02-03-10, 11:03 AM   #4
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and 1 to go .com
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Old 02-03-10, 11:17 AM   #5
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Default Re: How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?

3 to explain that the bulb failed due to a faulty reg/rec

7 to argue over whether the CBR reg/rec is the right replacement

1 Sid Squid to pop over and change the bulb
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Old 02-03-10, 11:31 AM   #6
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1 who skipped half way through reading to post a reply.
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Old 02-03-10, 11:36 AM   #7
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And three others to pipe up that their mate changed a bulb once and got fined and points for doing it and they hadn't really done anything wrong and havn't the police got anything better to do with their time?
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Old 02-03-10, 12:02 PM   #8
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Someone's got too much time on there hands
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Old 02-03-10, 12:08 PM   #9
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Im mainly a 9 and 12 man
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Old 02-03-10, 12:59 PM   #10
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1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

16 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

6 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

17 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

10 to flame the spellcheckers.

48 to correct spelling/grammar flames.

7 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb".

...another 6 to condemn those 7 as anal-retentive.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.

14 to email the participants ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their acceptable use policy.

18 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum.

13 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped.

21 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.

26 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

1 to ask if when buying a new bulb they should go for a screw or bayonet type.

8 to argue that their version of screw in or bayonet is better than the other and always will.

7 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

4 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URLs.

3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

9 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures.

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

9 to quote the "Me toos" to say "Me three".

10 to suggest that posters read the light bulb FAQ.

4 to ask what a FAQ is.

12 to scream "Hitler post".

3 to ask what a "Hitler post" is.

14 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.


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