some bar steward has stolen my lunch! - SV650.org

24-06-10, 11:02 AM

Yes, a Hank Scorpio moment.

I bought a bag of four bagels on Monday, had one Tuesday, one yesterday, went to make my lunch today and it's GONE.

Not been moved into another cupboard, it's just gone. Colleague tells me she bought a loaf of bread, had three slices, went back for some later and it was gone. Other colleague says his entire dinner (including the tupperware) vanished.

So:
a) food thief
b) cleaners, as our stupid tw*tting manager gave them instructions to dispose of any food past its date. Bagels only have a best before date a day or two after they're made, but they WILL STILL BE PERFECTLY EDIBLE for a few days past that date.

Whichever it is, I'm now stuck here for another two hours, starving to death and there are no shops or restaurants in a reasonable distance.

24-06-10, 11:06 AM

If it's a food thief, then make some sandwiches with the hottest chilli sauce you can buy and leave them where they can be stolen.

You should put in an official complain about your food being stolen.

timwilky · 24-06-10, 11:08 AM

My lunch already contains a health dose of Dave's Insanity. Pity the unsuspecting fool who would dare to nick my grub.

But then with only 3 of us sharing the fridge, we instantly know who has what

24-06-10, 11:14 AM

When the manager is back in I will be asking him if he is still instructing the cleaners to throw out food or not. Especially as he has forbidden us from putting food (even if it is just bread or uncooked pasta or other dry things) in our desk drawers.

24-06-10, 11:16 AM

im just tucking in to a nice cheese toasty

just thought i would let you know

24-06-10, 11:18 AM

Mmm chicken fillets and chips...

Nom Nom Nom

DaveW_42 · 24-06-10, 11:19 AM

you only have 1 bagel for lunch!? Am I just a fatty?

24-06-10, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaveWalker

you only have 1 bagel for lunch!? Am I just a fatty?

Had a slice of pizza, chicken fillets and chips...

Now eating my ham sandwich...

Trust me, youre not the only one

BoltonSte · 24-06-10, 11:21 AM

We had that at our place. Stuck up a small camera (with warning signs) Fella still took others grub so got the sack for stealing.

What about a mousetrap between 2 slices of bread, a'la Tom and Jerry?

Ste

24-06-10, 11:22 AM

What about a sandwich filled with youre own special sauce

24-06-10, 11:02 AM	#1
metalangel Guest Posts: n/a	some bar steward has stolen my lunch! Yes, a Hank Scorpio moment. I bought a bag of four bagels on Monday, had one Tuesday, one yesterday, went to make my lunch today and it's GONE. Not been moved into another cupboard, it's just gone. Colleague tells me she bought a loaf of bread, had three slices, went back for some later and it was gone. Other colleague says his entire dinner (including the tupperware) vanished. So: a) food thief b) cleaners, as our stupid tw*tting manager gave them instructions to dispose of any food past its date. Bagels only have a best before date a day or two after they're made, but they WILL STILL BE PERFECTLY EDIBLE for a few days past that date. Whichever it is, I'm now stuck here for another two hours, starving to death and there are no shops or restaurants in a reasonable distance.

24-06-10, 11:06 AM	#2
wyrdness Guest Posts: n/a	Re: some bar steward has stolen my lunch! If it's a food thief, then make some sandwiches with the hottest chilli sauce you can buy and leave them where they can be stolen. You should put in an official complain about your food being stolen.

24-06-10, 11:08 AM	#3
timwilky Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Not in Yorkshire. (Thank God) Posts: 4,116	Re: some bar steward has stolen my lunch! My lunch already contains a health dose of Dave's Insanity. Pity the unsuspecting fool who would dare to nick my grub. But then with only 3 of us sharing the fridge, we instantly know who has what __________________ Not Grumpy, opinionated.

24-06-10, 11:14 AM	#4
metalangel Guest Posts: n/a	Re: some bar steward has stolen my lunch! When the manager is back in I will be asking him if he is still instructing the cleaners to throw out food or not. Especially as he has forbidden us from putting food (even if it is just bread or uncooked pasta or other dry things) in our desk drawers.

24-06-10, 11:16 AM	#5
barwel1992 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: some bar steward has stolen my lunch! im just tucking in to a nice cheese toasty just thought i would let you know

24-06-10, 11:18 AM	#6
Sally Guest Posts: n/a	Re: some bar steward has stolen my lunch! Mmm chicken fillets and chips... Nom Nom Nom

24-06-10, 11:19 AM	#7
DaveW_42 Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Biggleswade, Beds Posts: 301	Re: some bar steward has stolen my lunch! you only have 1 bagel for lunch!? Am I just a fatty? __________________ K4 trackbike, a black K8 S loaded with my spares and a 1989 CBR 400 TriArm with all the trimmings.

24-06-10, 11:21 AM	#9
BoltonSte Member Mega Poster Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Back in Bolton Posts: 1,010	Re: some bar steward has stolen my lunch! We had that at our place. Stuck up a small camera (with warning signs) Fella still took others grub so got the sack for stealing. What about a mousetrap between 2 slices of bread, a'la Tom and Jerry? Ste __________________ Had an SV or three. Street triple R - gone but not forgotten. Now trying the lunacy that is KTM with a Superduke GT. for the pillion capability of course.

24-06-10, 11:22 AM	#10
Sally Guest Posts: n/a	Re: some bar steward has stolen my lunch! What about a sandwich filled with youre own special sauce

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