may god have mercy on your soul (steve god)

yes the poor barsteward is getting married today
abit all the warnings from already afflicted men on here you still are going to do it, so we will have no sympothy for you in future
enjoy your day and i'll see you in a bit for the doo




is it wrong to get the groom smashed on his wedding day

[dizzyblonde]

Congratulations mr and mrs god

Originally Posted by davepreston

is it wrong to get the groom smashed on his wedding day

My dad was pie eyed well before he got to the alter, can't remember his wedding day whatsoever.....apart from all the drinkin!

[Jayneflakes]

Originally Posted by davepreston

is it wrong to get the groom smashed on his wedding day

That is fine, but giving him a Roofie and then having your wicked way is considered a tad rude!

[Nobbylad]

Lol....I remember trying to empty the local pub of malt whisky prior to my wedding....nearly passed out at the altar

Originally Posted by davepreston

is it wrong to get the groom smashed on his wedding day

No it's expected, Congrats Mr and Mrs God

It's an old one:

Q> Why do women live longer than men?

A> Because they don't have wives

Good luck

Big congrats to the happy couple

Cheers for coming up! Was great to see you!

Ps. That brandy definitely helped me get drunker considerably quicker...