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Old 19-06-12, 11:15 PM   #1
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Default Bike designed by Wayne Rooney

Read the description ......... jewel encrusted gear shifter , gimme a break man , FFS .

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Wayne-Roon...item231e4c92ab

So all he has done is donate a shirt and then come out with something like "Wouldn`t it be Boss like if that wiggler thingy had some Diamonds on it"

It just gets my Goat when they say "Designed" ..... surely it should be "Detailing" by Wayne Rooney . I highly doubt he sat down with some Crayons and knocked that up .

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Old 20-06-12, 01:47 AM   #2
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Its all going to "Chiridy" so I'll overlook it...
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Old 20-06-12, 05:47 AM   #3
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He's not exactly easy on the eye is he? So why you'd wanna put his face on a bike is beyond me.

Some good paintwork skills though.
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Old 20-06-12, 07:25 AM   #4
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What a crock of sh*t!

Even the quote isn't Rooney, anyone who watches that degenerate neanderthal give an interview would know he has a hard time stringing two words together let alone coming out with this sentance; "The Bike we have designed takes its inspiration from the celebration of my overhead kick against Manchester City last season. The goal has been described by others as being of the highest quality, technical excellence, powerful and beautiful. I hope you will agree that the bike is all of this and more"

I expect what he said was "nice 'n' sparkly, in'nit!?"

Also, £60k!? Get f*cked!!!
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Old 20-06-12, 08:36 AM   #5
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The money is going to charity so I'm not going to get too worked up about it.
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Old 20-06-12, 09:35 AM   #6
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Old 20-06-12, 10:17 AM   #7
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The money is going to charity so I'm not going to get too worked up about it.
Thats no excuse.

Although at least in this case it ought to be rich people getting charity money off other rich people instead of the usual millionaires trying to get us to give the money.
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Old 20-06-12, 10:52 AM   #8
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snort snigger snigger haha.. Stretchie you made my day
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Old 20-06-12, 11:39 AM   #9
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a rather phallic chain and sprokects there, rather accurate for rooney
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Old 20-06-12, 11:43 AM   #10
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This photo has got to be a fake...

"Rooney" is spelt correctly!
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