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Old 31-01-13, 04:26 PM   #1
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Tesco,s in trouble again, human dna found in sheep

(sorry bored again)
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Old 31-01-13, 04:37 PM   #2
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Default Re: Tescos in trouble again.....

Tesco are also recalling their vegetarian sausages as they've found traces of uniquorn!

PR department is working overtime but said they feel they are flogging a dead horse.

No ones moaning about all the camel toes in Primark leggings.
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Old 31-01-13, 04:40 PM   #3
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knowing Primark's usual clientèle it's more likely moose knuckle, camel toes uglier cousin.
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Old 01-02-13, 11:05 AM   #4
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knowing Primark's usual clientèle it's more likely moose knuckle, camel toes uglier cousin.
I did NOT need that image in my head... Thanks a bunch Brettus.
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Old 01-02-13, 04:36 PM   #5
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Burger King's running in the 3:35 at Sandown
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Old 01-02-13, 05:53 PM   #6
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There is a joke thread you know.

Just saying .....
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Old 02-02-13, 01:26 AM   #7
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NAAAAA is this spelt right.
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There is a joke thread you know.

Just saying .....
On a More serious note
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddr...n-Britain.html
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Old 04-02-13, 06:30 AM   #9
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Tesco,s in trouble again, human dna found in sheep

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That's either a good canibal joke or a poor sheep shagger joke .
Not sure which.
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What's the big deal with horse meat anyway?
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