How can we kill Davina MCcall? - SV650.org

04-09-13, 10:45 PM

We need to rid our country from this talentless bint with no sex appeal and all those hopeless get fit DVDs the witch made a few ago. Tell me how to kill her!

I know how to dispose of her body so don't sweat on that.

Fallout · 04-09-13, 11:09 PM

So Carley has a few of her fitness DVDs. I've seen her doing one once. Pretty sure I burn more calories breaking wind than she does 'working out' to one of her vids.

Wideboy · 05-09-13, 07:07 AM

Wasn't she a junkie prostitute some point? Waft the smell of crack in her direction

Mauler · 05-09-13, 08:11 AM

Just watch Dead Set on repeat and rejoice.

Fallout · 05-09-13, 08:19 AM

How did I miss that?! I watch everything zombie! Well, it's free to stream on LoveFilm, so that's my morning of work ruined.

Looking forward to Davina's impending demise.

Wideboy · 05-09-13, 08:35 AM

She's attempted acting?!!

DarrenSV650S · 05-09-13, 08:53 AM

I like Davina. She is very good at what she does and is reasonably fit

05-09-13, 09:05 AM

I'd bang her. We could make it into her new fitness DVD.

05-09-13, 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spank86

I'd bang her. We could make it into her new fitness DVD.

+1, always had a soft spot for her. I have a thing for the older lady as I'm only 25.

05-09-13, 09:51 AM

Well since you ask, I think knives are a good idea. Big, f**k-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. S**t 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.

04-09-13, 10:45 PM	#1
The Idle Biker Guest Posts: n/a	How can we kill Davina MCcall? We need to rid our country from this talentless bint with no sex appeal and all those hopeless get fit DVDs the witch made a few ago. Tell me how to kill her! I know how to dispose of her body so don't sweat on that.

04-09-13, 11:09 PM	#2
Fallout Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Basingstoke Posts: 2,983	Re: How can we kill Davina MCcall? So Carley has a few of her fitness DVDs. I've seen her doing one once. Pretty sure I burn more calories breaking wind than she does 'working out' to one of her vids. __________________ MotoGoLoco - You knows it The Shed - Suzuki GSX-R 750 K1 \| Triumph Tiger 1050 K6 Fallout Bikes (VLogs, Tutorials, Bike Vids) Fallout Breakbeat (My Music)

05-09-13, 07:07 AM	#3
Wideboy Evel Knievel Mega Poster Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Eastleigh Posts: 4,641	Re: How can we kill Davina MCcall? Wasn't she a junkie prostitute some point? Waft the smell of crack in her direction __________________ 05 DRZ400E RIP hovis

05-09-13, 08:11 AM	#4
Mauler Member Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wickford, Essex Posts: 259	Re: How can we kill Davina MCcall? Just watch Dead Set on repeat and rejoice. __________________ "If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world." -Thorin Oakenshield, The Hobbit

05-09-13, 08:19 AM	#5
Fallout Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Basingstoke Posts: 2,983	Re: How can we kill Davina MCcall? How did I miss that?! I watch everything zombie! Well, it's free to stream on LoveFilm, so that's my morning of work ruined. Looking forward to Davina's impending demise. __________________ MotoGoLoco - You knows it The Shed - Suzuki GSX-R 750 K1 \| Triumph Tiger 1050 K6 Fallout Bikes (VLogs, Tutorials, Bike Vids) Fallout Breakbeat (My Music)

05-09-13, 08:35 AM	#6
Wideboy Evel Knievel Mega Poster Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Eastleigh Posts: 4,641	Re: How can we kill Davina MCcall? She's attempted acting?!! __________________ 05 DRZ400E RIP hovis

05-09-13, 08:53 AM	#7
DarrenSV650S Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Dundee Posts: 4,414	How can we kill Davina MCcall? I like Davina. She is very good at what she does and is reasonably fit

05-09-13, 09:05 AM	#8
Spank86 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: How can we kill Davina MCcall? I'd bang her. We could make it into her new fitness DVD.

05-09-13, 09:51 AM	#10
dkid Guest Posts: n/a	Re: How can we kill Davina MCcall? Well since you ask, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fk-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. St 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.

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