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Old 28-01-14, 02:58 AM   #1
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Default Mechanics: Not just jobs for the boys!

After all what would it be like if Nigella fixed bikes? Well Carol and I wanted to find out.

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It is possible to be smartly dressed while working on ones motorcycle and to be civilised and polite. However we have two versions of this video, this one is the edited one that removes my swearing. The other leaves my swearing in and is twice as long! What does that tell you?

No I am not posting a link to it, you will have to go and find it if you want to hear the sort of swearing that can make a sailor blush!
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Old 28-01-14, 09:02 AM   #2
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Watched the full 'special edition' last night ( : smt081 smileys used as scene descriptions ) Very informative and nice outfit too I do like your girly stares at Carol for interrupting your flow, made me laugh again girls ta, keep it up.

One question though, is that an unfinished predator head or a stuffed piranha on the mantel piece?
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Old 28-01-14, 10:42 AM   #3
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The bloke who mot's bikes at Billingham hilltop garage wears a suit!!! No joke. I didn't believe it till I went. Mental
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Hope you had steel toe cap stilettos on.
Oh waterproof mascara isn't appropriate eye protection lol
Is the rest of the bike in the lounge or kitchen otherwise it doesn't count
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Old 29-01-14, 11:22 AM   #5
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Watched the full 'special edition' last night ( : smt081 smileys used as scene descriptions ) Very informative and nice outfit too I do like your girly stares at Carol for interrupting your flow, made me laugh again girls ta, keep it up.

One question though, is that an unfinished predator head or a stuffed piranha on the mantel piece?
The unedited one is far too rude to post here and when I drop the C-Bomb you can hear the cringe from wifey!

The things on the mantle are a fan from Thailand, a gothic clock and lots of trinkets that have been pushed around and poohed on by Alby!

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MOTs are not not that dirty though, it is nice to make an effort for the customer though.

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Is the rest of the bike in the lounge or kitchen otherwise it doesn't count
I started with a pair of purple suede court shoes, but with steel tipped three inch heels. However these proved impractical when when rummaging in the garage for tools and greases, so I quickly swapped to a dirty great pair of boots ( you can just see them as I wander around in the video. Sadly the wifey wont allow the bike in the flat but she is allowed her drum kit in here. I see this as unfair and think that her drums could go in the leaky garage and my bike can snuggle up under the duvet with me in our bed!
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