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I've been at home today and had a little dance around while doing my housework to Prince's Best Of (like you do). Which got me to thinking about the people who really shouldn't be sexy but are.
Prince, who is 5'2", wears make up, lace, and sang the line 'Cos tonight you're a star and I'm the big dipper' without managing to sound ridiculous. Jeremy Paxman, in that intellectual way, I even liked the grey beard. Andrew Marr, sexy even though he looks like Pob. Michael Holding, turned 60 last week but always has a naughty twinkle in his eye and a voice that makes me go all gooey. Now come on, let's hear yours, I'm sure some of you have got a secret crush on Delia Smith, Susan Boyle, Kathy Burke, James May, Simon Cowell or Boris Johnson!
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Prince is Prince. He's a sexy mofo. Bloody cool. Any man that could get Mayte to be his dancer and wife deserves credit.
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Carelesschucca is one no contest!
written with a brio
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Stfu smith!
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. . . spoken like an s s !
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You can shut it too...
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The milk woman from open all hours !!! Don't know why ?
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Very unlikely but there is------
ME Im an unlikely sex symbol.
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You love it
Women want to be with him. Men want to be him! written with a brio
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RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012. Always missed squire!!! Every year we meet old friends, gain some new ones, lose old ones and you always remember them all. “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” Mahatma Gandhi |
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