Statues (Joke)

For decades, two romantic figures, one male and one female, caressed each other in a city park, until one day an angel appeared.

"You've been such an exemplary statue," she announced to them, "that I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of her hands, the angel brought the figures to life.

The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two emerged from the bushes with grins on their faces.

"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking conspiratorially.

Grinning even more widely the female turned to the male and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll s**t on it's head."

[_Stretchie_]

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