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Old 04-03-06, 10:07 PM   #1
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A ten-year-old boy was walking down the street when a man on a red, blue & white motorcycle pulls up behind him and asks, "Oy Son, wanna go for a ride?"
"No!", said the boy, and he kept on walking.

The motorcyclist pulls up to him again and says,

"Ere Son, I'll give you £10 if you hop on the back.
"NO!" said the boy and proceeded down the street a little quicker.

The motorcyclist pulls up to the boy again and says, "OK kid, I'll give you £20 and a BIG bag of Sweets if you hop on the back for a ride."
At this point the boy turns around to him and screams angrily,

"Look Dad, YOU bought the Honda, so you f***ing ride it!
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