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03-04-06, 09:06 AM
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A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin.
Truth be told, he is not experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting -juss anyting you want. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly for her request). She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try someting I have heard about . numbaa 69" More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries... . . . . . . . . . "You want... Beef wiff Broccoli?" |
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03-04-06, 09:10 AM
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An oldie but a goodie.
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03-04-06, 10:00 AM
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I ain't heard it before
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03-04-06, 10:09 AM
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I thought the 69 was the King Prawn curry.....
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03-04-06, 10:17 AM
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Is it not meat and two veg?
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03-04-06, 08:21 PM
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a bloke phones a chineese take away and asks "do you deliver ?"
the person in the restaraunt replies..." no,we do pork,beef and chicken" |
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03-04-06, 08:27 PM
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03-04-06, 08:52 PM
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someone just stole one of peter kay!
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03-04-06, 09:09 PM
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Thats awful Scoobs but I like it
 very non-pc, excellent
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03-04-06, 10:36 PM
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I thought it was a chicken dish with a prawn starter...!
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