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Old 12-04-06, 03:02 PM   #1
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I broke wind on a crowded bus,does this make me a bad person?
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Old 12-04-06, 03:11 PM   #2
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Depends how bad it was. Are we talking Vindaloo or just a little "bap"?
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Old 12-04-06, 03:30 PM   #3
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To be honest it was a bit of a feeper, that did make the nostrils flare a tadge.
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Old 12-04-06, 03:32 PM   #4
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At least you weren't wearing a wet suit

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Old 12-04-06, 03:34 PM   #5
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No but oddly the old dear next to me was happy to give up her seat and shuffle along the bus!
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Old 12-04-06, 03:35 PM   #6
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Bonus.

Perfectly natural I say Mr Henry.
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Old 12-04-06, 04:29 PM   #7
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Several other passengers shuffled about nervously,glancing accusingly at each other,(like the lift scene from The Pink Panther movie :P ) of course it was not for me to solve the riddle for them was it?
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Old 12-04-06, 04:42 PM   #8
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You'd be perfectly suited to travel on the tube
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Old 12-04-06, 05:24 PM   #9
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Mr.Toad...Yes I believe that there are performances on London Transport of olympic standard on a daily basis? Is it something in the dwindling water supplies do you think?
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Old 12-04-06, 06:11 PM   #10
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I farted rather loudly at the cinema once, as we were leaving I said to my wife "Don't you ever fart like that again, showing me up...."

I didn't get any nooki that night


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