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I broke wind on a crowded bus,does this make me a bad person?
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Depends how bad it was. Are we talking Vindaloo or just a little "bap"?
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To be honest it was a bit of a feeper, that did make the nostrils flare a tadge.
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At least you weren't wearing a wet suit
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No but oddly the old dear next to me was happy to give up her seat and shuffle along the bus!
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Bonus.
Perfectly natural I say Mr Henry. |
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Several other passengers shuffled about nervously,glancing accusingly at each other,(like the lift scene from The Pink Panther movie :P ) of course it was not for me to solve the riddle for them was it?
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You'd be perfectly suited to travel on the tube
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Mr.Toad...Yes I believe that there are performances on London Transport of olympic standard on a daily basis? Is it something in the dwindling water supplies do you think?
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I farted rather loudly at the cinema once, as we were leaving I said to my wife "Don't you ever fart like that again, showing me up...."
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