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18-10-06, 05:31 PM
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My privates died today
An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a
nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My Private Part died today, and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied,"Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences. The following day, Mr Goldstein was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out his pyjamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.. Please put your Private Part back inside your pyjamas." But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, " I told you yesterday that my Private Part died." "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pyjamas?" (You gotta love this!!!!!!!!!!!) "Well," he replied, "Today's the viewing." |
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18-10-06, 05:42 PM
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ooooohhhh deaaaarrrrrr
 
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18-10-06, 06:19 PM
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Oh man, thats not good..
..well, it is, but not for the nurse! Matt |
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18-10-06, 06:34 PM
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18-10-06, 07:18 PM
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Don't worry, it's all in the way you tell 'em. :P
I can't either... 
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18-10-06, 07:50 PM
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Re: My privates died today
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i've donated money to this site. john, can i have my cash back please? i've had a change of mind 
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18-10-06, 07:53 PM
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Truely a shocker. Homemade?
Amusing avatar tho, Keith, so thanks for that. |
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18-10-06, 07:54 PM
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18-10-06, 08:55 PM
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I though it was going to be a case of rigor mortis setting in.
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19-10-06, 12:25 AM
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