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Old 19-10-06, 09:14 PM   #1
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A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. "What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor. The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."
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Old 19-10-06, 09:39 PM   #2
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Old 20-10-06, 08:20 AM   #3
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A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. "What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor. The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."
Now if you had also said he had a lettuce up his ****...and the Dr pointed out

"Ah that'll be the tip of the iceberg"

I'm sure you would've got a few more laughs
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Old 20-10-06, 08:29 AM   #4
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A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. "What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor. The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."
Now if you had also said he had a lettuce up his @rse...and the Dr pointed out

"Ah that'll be the tip of the iceberg"

I'm sure you would've got a few more laughs

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Old 24-10-06, 09:49 PM   #5
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Old 24-10-06, 09:58 PM   #7
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Old 24-10-06, 10:58 PM   #8
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there is one, its called MSN messanger...
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