9 phrases women use

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?"

For the woman's response refer to #3.


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Yep, all sounds about right to me

Luckily I never have to worry about anything emmited from the mouth of a woman.

Originally Posted by Bluesteel

Luckily I never have to worry about anything emmited from the mouth of a woman.

Is it just me or is there any other way (other than by being a bloke) to take that comment without being insulted?...

Originally Posted by Ping

Is it just me or is there any other way (other than by being a bloke) to take that comment without being insulted?...

I'm a homosexualist. Women don't feature.

It's men men men for me... Although you are very pretty, even with your facial hair.

Originally Posted by Ping

Is it just me or is there any other way (other than by being a bloke) to take that comment without being insulted?...

yer, with a pinch of salt

[Stu]

4) Reminds me of that bike advert....

Originally Posted by Stu

4) Reminds me of that bike advert....

A classic

Originally Posted by Tomcat

yer, with a pinch of salt

Okidoke.

Originally Posted by Bluesteel

Luckily I never have to worry about anything emmited from the mouth of a woman.

What about if a bird gobbed at you ?