Im armed and dangerous

Im commencing war on anyone who gives me a dodgy look at my desk today.....



Nearly 360 degree spin, goes up and down, fires about 3 meters. As im facing the main corridor into the IT department, im in a prime position.
Do your worst.

Already hit the service desk team leader smack bang on the head lmao She saw the funny side.

Hmmm, how many more USB ports have i got left

I need a MiniGun version, that fires plastic pellets or something now, just in case of aircraft attack.

[Viney]

Oh dear

One of the lads in our support department has one of those.

Great fun having admin priviledges over his machine & firing the rockets at him remotely

if it was fired at me, hit me smack on the head it would be a broken toy two seconds later...

maybe i just dont have the same sense of fun.....

Where can I get one?

Originally Posted by muffles

Where can I get one?

http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/office-toys/index.html

Be careful with that website, you'll be buying things you didn't know existed, like this.

Originally Posted by Baph

http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/office-toys/index.html

Be careful with that website, you'll be buying things you didn't know existed, like this.

Oh yes. I saw one of those on El Reg and instantly thought 'I need one of those for my work computer.' Hell, I might even be able to claim it as a business expense (To anyone from BT/Openreach high command reading this: I'm only kidding about the expenses part!).

Originally Posted by keithd

if it was fired at me, hit me smack on the head it would be a broken toy two seconds later...

maybe i just dont have the same sense of fun.....

Pfffff grumpy... Would you like that pipe re-filled? Maybe those cushions on that rocking chair puffed up for you?

Want...... one..... or ten....

I wonder if I can blag them on the company?....

Originally Posted by Ping

I wonder if I can blag them on the company?....

Morale boosting...