My good deed for the day! And still 21 hours to go!

I got home from the usual Soho meet to see 3 spotty oiks walking down my quiet culdesac. When they heard the bike coming they all looked round and saw me looking back at them!

Being the nosey bu99er that I am I got off the bike and walked out into the road to see what they were up to. Mmmmm they were walking back towards me!

They walked past me back towards the main road, one of them carrying a Trek mountain bike which had locks on the front and rear wheels.

"Oi! Is that your bike?" I gently enquired.
"Yeah!" said the spotty yoof!
"Let's see if it is still yours when I call the police." I politely replied reaching for my phone whilst following them down the road.

Spotty oafs legged it, grabbed two more bikes from the bushes and disappeared round the corner.

Not being the fittest guy on earth I didn't bother chasing and spoke to the cops.

I then decided to go and look for the spotty herberts on the bike. But being slippery little s*its they'd bu99ered off.

Nowhere to be seen. I had a quick nose about in the bushes for the bike, no sign.

"Ahhhh" I think "Lets check the river by the wooden bridge!"

Sure enough there's the bike. I must have made the spotty sh*ts realise that they'd been rumbled and they'd chucked the bike in.

Cops arrive on the scene! We scratch our heads wondering how to get the bike out of the river. 12' drop and steep banks.

"Have you got a rope?" Asks clever me!
"Yep."
"Well I'll tie one of my bungees to it, lower it down and snag one of the spokes!"
"Ok"
Got it first time!!! And hauled the bike up the 12' to the bridge top!

Mountain bikes are heavy when wet!!

Got mucho thanks from the (one of whom has a 2004 Blade that he highsided at Cadwell! £1500 damage! And has heard of the Mighty .org!) and went home feeling good!

No doubt the above mentioned little to**ers will probably try and steal my bike later tonight!

Still, I feel good. Someone will get their property back and will learn to lock it to something next time!

That is all!!

Well done Paul, make sure you lock you bike up mate.
Did you get the Abba stand ?

Vigilante Mods! That's what i pay my .Org taxes for! Good on you sir!

Make sure they dont nick it Paul I need that engine hehehehe

If you have picked up the Abba stand can i borrow it to change my rear shock though

Originally Posted by Bear

Vigilante Mods! That's what i pay my .Org taxes for! Good on you sir!

And I didn't even have The Big Mod Stick with me!! Although I did have a the abba stand nearby!

Originally Posted by the_runt69

Make sure they dont nick it Paul I need that engine hehehehe

If you have picked up the Abba stand can i borrow it to change my rear shock though

Yep I've got it...in Staines.

Spot on mate !!

I do the neighbouhood watch for our street and I wish we had a few more like you here.

Cheers Keith

Good work mate.

[Richie]

what a good citizen you are, top job.

[Spiderman]

so there i was last night with a couple of friends, having to carry my new mountain bike home cos i'd been mugged by some big boys who took my money and keys (including lock keys) when this scary looking bloke on a big scary sounding motorbike pulls up and and starts on us. For no reason like.
God knows what he was saying as all we could make out was a muffled mumble coming from his crash helmet but i could have sworn he said he was gonna take my bike off me. So we did the sensible thing and just walked away from him.
I notice him pull out his mobie phone and think "bugger he's calling his mates to beat us up, ive been mugged already once tonight...dont need that again" so we leg it. My mates are way ahead cos i'm carry a big heavy bike so i think "i know, he'll never get it out that river" so i chuck it in thinking if i cant have it neither can he.
And run home to my mummy...crying.

Originally Posted by Spiderman

so there i was last night with a couple of friends, having to carry my new mountain bike home cos i'd been mugged by some big boys who took my money and keys (including lock keys) when this scary looking bloke on a big scary sounding motorbike pulls up and and starts on us. For no reason like.
God knows what he was saying as all we could make out was a muffled mumble coming from his crash helmet but i could have sworn he said he was gonna take my bike off me. So we did the sensible thing and just walked away from him.
I notice him pull out his mobie phone and think "bugger he's calling his mates to beat us up, ive been mugged already once tonight...dont need that again" so we leg it. My mates are way ahead cos i'm carry a big heavy bike so i think "i know, he'll never get it out that river" so i chuck it in thinking if i cant have it neither can he.
And run home to my mummy...crying.

LMAO Spiderman



Good on ya Jester