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Old 20-10-07, 06:28 PM   #1
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Talking I've Won How Much!!!!!!

i just opened my emails to find one from the "desk of the lottery coordinator" telling me I've won $1,500,000.00 USD and should contact the lottery (to an AOL email address) with my full name and contact numbers, so i responded in the following way.

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wow can't believe that i've won this, even though i didn't enter for anything, here are my following details:

name: PROFESSOR OF IDIOT UNIVERSITY - DR GULLIBLE MUG

Contact number: 01230 123456
office tel: 999
fax number: 01230 654321

I look forward for you response as i need a good laugh.

p.s. if you require my bank account number and sort code i will be happy to give them to you.
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Old 20-10-07, 06:53 PM   #2
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Old 20-10-07, 07:02 PM   #3
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Can I borrow a tenner then?
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Old 20-10-07, 07:13 PM   #4
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yes when he replies and gives me my millions







in other words, not going to happen
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Old 21-10-07, 08:46 AM   #5
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I always thought this sort of thing was done to get email addresses. When someone replies they add it to their "confirmed" email address list which is then sold onto spammers/porn peddlers across the web as a bone fide address.

Likewise the "respond here to remove you from this spam" link also serves that exact purpose.

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Old 21-10-07, 08:49 AM   #6
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Wideboy, can I have an SP-2 with LOUD zorsts on?

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Old 21-10-07, 10:02 AM   #7
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Wideboy, can I have an SP-2 with LOUD zorsts on?

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yes and how about a solid gold topbox aswell?
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Old 21-10-07, 10:03 AM   #8
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I always thought this sort of thing was done to get email addresses. When someone replies they add it to their "confirmed" email address list which is then sold onto spammers/porn peddlers across the web as a bone fide address.

Likewise the "respond here to remove you from this spam" link also serves that exact purpose.

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i get crap sent to me anyway, one of the advantages of having a hotmail account
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Old 22-10-07, 12:39 PM   #9
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strange that, cos I have a hotmail account too, but I don't get all that crap ... guess it's cos I don't "sign up" for all those "FREE" p0rn sites LMAO

If you want to see what happens when you reply to some of these scams tho check this out

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Old 22-10-07, 04:50 PM   #10
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i can't believe it they actually replied, they obviosly didn't read the email i sent them because they said my prize has been moved payment centre and they have sent me a form to fill in wanting to know everything about me, i would fill it in with a load of crap but its pretty big and i cant be bothered
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