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Daimo 09-01-08 04:18 PM

Re: minor sports injuries
 
Doh, was meant to say NOT 10-17.....

Had a funny one the other day. Running for the ball, kicked, looked up, running full speed at the wall. Hands out to take the impact which worked (i was literally 1m away at full speed). My cheast hit the wall which winded me a bit, but managed not to run face first into the wall.

However........


Gravity and momentum wasn't on my side. My face missed, my cheast didn't, and neither did my manly area. Although my hips didn't hit the wall, the "swinging" action of our male parts carried on going forwards and whacked into the wall. Needless to say, i went down, both winded, and suffering extreme impact pain to the "end" and testies........ It took a good 10 minutes and some "john wayne" style walking for the pain to go......

Even worse, was my first week back after missing over a month after the above posted ankle incident :lol:

keithd 09-01-08 04:21 PM

Re: minor sports injuries
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Scoobs (Post 1382223)
On purpose?

yep

the fun we used to have :shock:

pencil shavings 09-01-08 04:22 PM

Re: minor sports injuries
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Daimo (Post 1382225)
Doh, was meant to say NOT 10-17.....

Had a funny one the other day. Running for the ball, kicked, looked up, running full speed at the wall. Hands out to take the impact which worked (i was literally 1m away at full speed). My cheast hit the wall which winded me a bit, but managed not to run face first into the wall.

However........


Gravity and momentum wasn't on my side. My face missed, my cheast didn't, and neither did my manly area. Although my hips didn't hit the wall, the "swinging" action of our male parts carried on going forwards and whacked into the wall. Needless to say, i went down, both winded, and suffering extreme impact pain to the "end" and testies........ It took a good 10 minutes and some "john wayne" style walking for the pain to go......

Even worse, was my first week back after missing over a month after the above posted ankle incident :lol:


:smt037:smt037:smt037:smt037

i know the feeling!! had it happen to me in so many different ways.

the best (if there can possibly be a 'best' way) was when i was playing frizz bee at school, it was summer and i thought id do what all young lads like to do, show off to the girls! my mate throws the frizz bee and i jump up and let me it go between my legs so i can catch it on the other side, done it many times before. but this time it dosent make it to my hand and hits me full on, and boy did that hurt. i just lay in a pile on the ground, i didnt care about the laughs that were coming my way......

Luckypants 09-01-08 04:29 PM

Re: minor sports injuries
 
Can I play?

Several busted ribs - Footy
Cracked check bone - Footy
Wrecked left ankle - Rugby (followed by two bike crashes doing their best to finish it off)
Broken ligaments right thumb - kayaking
dislocated left shoulder - kayaking
more cracked ribs - kayaking
dislocated pelvis - kayaking

Daimo 09-01-08 04:37 PM

Re: minor sports injuries
 
I stubbed my thumb today. Thats far worse "lucky" :lol:

jumjum_0214 09-01-08 04:41 PM

Re: minor sports injuries
 
I hurt my knee quite badly trying to kick a door in. Its still not right now.

It was my duty for the queen, im not a burglar :-)

pencil shavings 09-01-08 04:41 PM

Re: minor sports injuries
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Daimo (Post 1382254)
I stubbed my thumb today. Thats far worse "lucky" :lol:

are you ok?

GWS mate

:thumleft: <--- that one? lol

Luckypants 09-01-08 04:43 PM

Re: minor sports injuries
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Daimo (Post 1382254)
I stubbed my thumb today. Thats far worse "lucky" :lol:

Actually is for me now. If I stub my thumb, it just dislocates - pops right back to by my wrist. Smarts a bit!

Amanda M 10-01-08 09:22 AM

Re: minor sports injuries
 
Last July I managed to snap a chunk of bone off in my left thumb along with the ligament when I was hitting a focus pad at the gym. Needed an op to fix it and it's still not 100% even now :mad:

cuffy 10-01-08 09:58 AM

Re: minor sports injuries
 
Well if were listing all sporting injuries, then here goes:
*takes deep breath*

3 broken toes - rugby
snapped ligament in right ankle - rugby
cartelidge removed from right knee/ anterior ligament stretched to buggery - rugby
anterior and cruciate knackered in left knee - rugby
8 broken ribs and various popped rib cartelidge - rugby
broken every finger - rugby
compound fracture of the left thumb - rugby
ligaments in left wrist snapped - rugby
Broken scaphoid in right wrist - rugby
broken left forearm - rugby
broken right collar bone - rugby
numerous fat lips, black eyes, cuts to the head and broken noses - rugby

Luckily i have a very understanding employer :D


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