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Ask Bear to show you! :shock::lol:

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I have sex WITH my missus. Everyone else I have sex at, towards, on top of or about.

HTH.

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If at first you don't suceed............Skydiving may not be for you!

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Better to have loved and lost than to have loved, got p*ssed off with the b*tch and buried her in the garden.

Just a little something I made up.

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If you love something, let it go. If it comes back it is yours, if it doesn't, hunt the little f***er down and stove it's head in with a pipe...

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Yes!

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Im Indoors has 2 t-shirts that say


Stuff everything..I've always got my bike

A bike on the road is worth two in the shed

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After a storm comes the insurance claims

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Inside every old person is a young person wondering what the f**k happened

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Inside every fat bloke is a skinny person trying to get out. I know, I had one for breakfast...