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dirtsk8 08-08-09 09:30 PM

Re: How do you know you're getting older?
 
I knew I was getting old when I caught myself actually being interested in the tile brochure my wife brought home.

jimmy4237 08-08-09 09:46 PM

Re: How do you know you're getting older?
 
1.When you go out for a drink, and can only manage 3 pints before calling it quits..
2.You start looking at the share prices and start worrying about your pension years financial worries
3. A Hangover takes all day to dissapear the following day
4. You spend your weekend nights at home drinking tea watching the tv
5. Any of your kids start school
6. You slow down your driving, and become grumpy Mr. Victor Meldrew of "One foot in the ground"
7. Your body takes longer to heal after accidents
8. You've reached the point of no return to dangerous youthful activities

Bibio 08-08-09 10:58 PM

Re: How do you know you're getting older?
 
when no matter how much you shake your manhood you still get a dribble down yer leg.

Grinch 08-08-09 11:04 PM

Re: How do you know you're getting older?
 
You call everyone nipper?

Thingus 08-08-09 11:34 PM

Re: How do you know you're getting older?
 
I don't particularly like drinking, i dun like nightclubs, i had a midlife crisis and bought the m-bike, my last car was an automatic and i've got 5 grey hairs sticking out of my head.

I'm 21 :(

DarrenSV650S 08-08-09 11:46 PM

Re: How do you know you're getting older?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bibio (Post 1998118)
when no matter how much you shake your manhood you still get a dribble down yer leg.

Na that happens already

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thingus (Post 1998139)
i've got 5 grey hairs sticking out of my head.

I'm 21 :(

ooooooooo that's bad :o

ixlr8 09-08-09 03:59 AM

Re: How do you know you're getting older?
 
Conversations start with, "In my day..." or "when I was your age, we..."

kitkat 09-08-09 06:45 AM

Re: How do you know you're getting older?
 
I felt old when my baby girl got her provisional licence and passed her CBT.
You also feel old when you notice that all the police men look about 12 and you dont fancy them.
Im definitely old as I have started gardening and enjoy going round garden centres and not just for the cakes in cafe

kellyjo 09-08-09 06:55 AM

Re: How do you know you're getting older?
 
When all the teachers at your kids school look as though they're about 12 and should still be in school themselves!

And when you start to buy big comfy pants :-)

Balky001 09-08-09 09:14 AM

Re: How do you know you're getting older?
 
When you ache all over after you've slept for 8 hours in a comfy bed.
Things don't work as well as you remember they used to
You've heard and done it all before, but now it looks much better but more dangerous
Everyone below 27 is better looking than when you were available
When you see a girl with a short skirt in the office your first thought is whether it's appropriate for the work place.
You consider caravaning hardcore living in the wild and the new Global Traveller model is a must have.


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