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keithd 16-03-10 03:32 PM
Re: Oooops, I just parped in the office...<snigger>
 
i have the "pleasure/advantage" of working close to a water treatment company. covers most tracks, except the occasional follow through

chris8886 16-03-10 03:53 PM
Re: Oooops, I just parped in the office...<snigger>
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by flymo (Post 2213110)
I didnt even flinch.....just carried on working :-)
good man! :cool:

Noble Ox 16-03-10 04:03 PM
Re: Oooops, I just parped in the office...<snigger>
 
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Originally Posted by keithd (Post 2213117)
i have the "pleasure/advantage" of working close to a water treatment company. covers most tracks, except the occasional follow through
that humoured me lots! :D

Specialone 16-03-10 04:58 PM
Re: Oooops, I just parped in the office...<snigger>
 
I've started doing old persons parps, they come out without warning.
Bit embarrassing when you bend down in a customers house and one pops out.
Mark my words young uns, you have less control over them as you get older.

dizzyblonde 16-03-10 05:07 PM
Re: Oooops, I just parped in the office...<snigger>
 
Why is it when blokes fart everyone laughs, and when a woman does it, people fall over in surprise?

Personally its a natural occurence, better out than in, and much better to not go bang with spontaneous combustion...much less mess :-)

Dave20046 16-03-10 05:16 PM
Re: Oooops, I just parped in the office...<snigger>
 
I'm not joking I've just had to literally run out of our office, I was at the other end of the sales floor and I could hear one of the girls moaning about a smell coming from the toilets at that end (the only way out of the sales floor). I heard the MD trying to get her to shut up 'poo, smells' etc. and then after about 5 minutes the smell must have hit him as he gagged loudly and everyone pretty much had to evacuate.
It smelt like dead people :(

Specialone 16-03-10 05:16 PM
Re: Oooops, I just parped in the office...<snigger>
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dizzyblonde (Post 2213270)
Why is it when blokes fart everyone laughs, and when a woman does it, people fall over in surprise?

Personally its a natural occurence, better out than in, and much better to not go bang with spontaneous combustion...much less mess :-)
I find women parping horrible :(, i can stomach a man doing it as part of the 'fart game', but a woman, gross.
I hate men that do parps that smell like a womans (veggie) as well, not right at all.

Specialone 16-03-10 05:17 PM
Re: Oooops, I just parped in the office...<snigger>
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dave20046 (Post 2213284)
i'm not joking i've just had to literally run out of our office, i was at the other end of the sales floor and i could hear one of the girls moaning about a smell coming from the toilets at that end (the only way out of the sales floor). I heard the md trying to get her to shut up 'poo smells' etc. And then after about 5 miutes the smell must have hit him as he gagged loudly and everyone pretty much had to evacuate.
It smelt like dead people :(
pmsl...

Dave20046 16-03-10 05:19 PM
Re: Oooops, I just parped in the office...<snigger>
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by specialone (Post 2213290)
pmsl...
Worst thing I've smelt in all my life, I was laughing at first but when I actually had to walk out that corridor I felt pretty sick (we're talking a whole top floor of a building cloaked in this stench). The web guy tried to open the window in the toilet....I won't expect him in tomorrow.

dizzyblonde 16-03-10 05:24 PM
Re: Oooops, I just parped in the office...<snigger>
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by specialone (Post 2213285)
I find women parping horrible :(, i can stomach a man doing it as part of the 'fart game', but a woman, gross.
I hate men that do parps that smell like a womans (veggie) as well, not right at all.
Quote:
Originally Posted by specialone (Post 2213290)
pmsl...
see what I mean!!

I find it as hilarious as a bloke finds it hilarious. I must have something wrong with me then.

What do people expect to come out....lavender:smt120


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