Re: Can I kill the children next door?
 

Corrected. Special rules apply :D







Love you BP x x x

Re: Can I kill the children next door?
 

Phone child protection and say you think the kids are being abused cos of all the screaming, they WILL go round and investigate unless its bham whereas they will just leave them to be abused and eventually murdered.

Re: Can I kill the children next door?
 

awwwe, bless the little angels. your just a grumpy old git BP for even considering it.

Re: Can I kill the children next door?
 

I am now going to blame you because a similar horrible noise is going from a child further down the train...

Re: Can I kill the children next door?
 

:smt044:smt044:smt044:smt044

Re: Can I kill the children next door?
 

Leave an old pitbike on their doorstep then Section 59 them when they fire it up

Re: Can I kill the children next door?
 

Little kids are horrible things. I dread the day I have to contend with one of them in a situation like this.

I'd say if the people next door don't really know you or what you do, pitch up in uniform and talk about noise pollution and quote some legislation at them. Chances are they won't have a clue what you're on about and might do something.
If they know you, ask a couple of friends (who are in the Job) to pay them a visit at a quiet time on a beat.

Just be glad that worst comes to the worst, they should be off to school soon enough...

Re: Can I kill the children next door?
 

I'm going to set my daughter onto JamesyD;)

It would be kill or cure:D

Re: Can I kill the children next door?
 

When your finished with them BP can you come round here and start again? The kids seem to think the cars are parked here for goal posts and running into your garage door at 100mph with a massive bang is all part of a game.

Re: Can I kill the children next door?
 

Got a cellar?











I'll get my coat.... :-P Seriously though, I would definitely tell them off. Spoilt little brats.