Re: sorry i knocked your bike over
 

Yeah broken nose was uncalled for. Tsk Tsk. you forgot legs, arms, fingers, toes with bolt cutters,

mirror, cracks to fairing, pegs and clip on

Re: sorry i knocked your bike over
 

*watches with great interest*

Re: sorry i knocked your bike over
 

OMFG some people really need to get bloody laid.

I was only assuming minor damage, but you're right if its seriously knackered then further suffering must be induced.
The clear alternative to violence is special trouser kisses, if she provides those then I think you'll agree, all will be forgiven.

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Nothing wrong with a bit of :smt079 in retaliation for bike damage... only fair...

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Careful they may track us down and give us hippy hugs to curb our violent and sexual humourous thoughts

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dude! its not humourous - its sick! What would your mother say?

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Dunno but my guess:

4:1 on a cracked panel around the indicator mounting hole and a black eye

Re: sorry i knocked your bike over
 

ouch i'm sorry i knocked your bike over!!!!!

Re: sorry i knocked your bike over
 

oh, no she wouldnt be able to speak.

Definetly a time to be bringing out the bounding and gagging equipment from that box under the bed.

Squeal little piggy!

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You only have a box under your bed. Amateur!!! We have dungeon