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Stig 14-03-11 03:35 PM

Re: How utterly pointless!?
 
I've applied for a job picking veg and I applied for a job in a chicken processing factory. I got turned down from both jobs for being over qualified.

DaveW_42 14-03-11 03:47 PM

Re: How utterly pointless!?
 
Can you cook a good indian?

MiniMatt 14-03-11 04:28 PM

Re: How utterly pointless!?
 
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Originally Posted by DaveWalker (Post 2501052)
G, don't think I've read it wrong...

Migrants from outside the European Economic Area will no longer be allowed to work in the UK as chefs in takeaway restaurants, the government has said.

No, all it means is that if someone from outside europe wants to migrate to the UK then if their sole qualification is an ability to cook a good biryani then that's unlikely to be of sufficient merit to get them a visa. Doesn't mean that your takeaway *must* be cooked by a european nor is it likely to affect current residents.

On a similar vein I did find it hilarious how the Daily Mail was complaining that British ski instructors were struggling to get jobs in France because the French were preferring French candidates *and* even insisting that candidates were able to speak French! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...nstructor.html

I'm just glad to know the Daily Mail stands up for the rights of immigrants who can take local jobs and can't even speak the local language.

Oh.

Wait a second.

DaveW_42 14-03-11 04:38 PM

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keithd 14-03-11 04:50 PM

Re: How utterly pointless!?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DaveWalker (Post 2501091)
Can you cook a good indian?

parboil him for 20 minutes then under the grill for a toasty topping

i nearly said under the grill to brown him but that could open a can of worms...

the_lone_wolf 14-03-11 07:55 PM

Re: How utterly pointless!?
 
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Originally Posted by DaveWalker (Post 2501119)

BACK IN THE PILE!!!

:smt043


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