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Mate it still made me chuckle!
I'm still waiting to hitler post

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Should have additional note:

Not suitable for kittens or small cats, particularly with saniflow macerating systems.

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Sometimes a bit of Austrian dictatorship is perfectly alright. I've just had to hand the laptop to Wifey to read this herself because I had to give up reading it out loud, as I had tears streaming down my face and beer coming out of my nose!!

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I found a bath, a pair of leather motorbike gauntlets, and holding the cat upside down, two paws in one hand and two paws in the other as if it were hanging from a roasting spit, and DUNK, DUNK, works just as well. It can bite at one hand, but the old fashioned gauntlets keep your hand safe.

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+1


For the record the method Ralph's suggesting it is advisable to be wearing the rest of the motorcycle gear (helmet included) and preferably have a downstairs bathroom is easy escape to the garden