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andrewsmith 19-05-12 08:33 PM

Re: Felt like a prostitute yesterday........
 
per side

Fallout 19-05-12 08:35 PM

Re: Felt like a prostitute yesterday........
 
You may all jest, but I literally only change my pants when the pubic lice put their gas masks on and start sounding the stink siren.

fenjer 19-05-12 08:36 PM

Re: Felt like a prostitute yesterday........
 
If time is money you're a rubbish prostitute...

Punters (allegedly) dont pay you to take your clothes off...

;)

dizzyblonde 19-05-12 08:36 PM

Re: Felt like a prostitute yesterday........
 
So....

right way round
Back to front
Inside out
back to front inside out

and repeat, until they disintegrate?

andrewsmith 19-05-12 08:42 PM

Re: Felt like a prostitute yesterday........
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Fallout (Post 2714298)
You may all jest, but I literally only change my pants when the pubic lice put their gas masks on and start sounding the stink siren.

:smt082

Lozzo 19-05-12 08:45 PM

Re: Felt like a prostitute yesterday........
 
I feel like a prostitute every day... but I don't like paying.

NTECUK 19-05-12 08:46 PM

Re: Felt like a prostitute yesterday........
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dizzyblonde (Post 2714301)
So....

right way round
Back to front
Inside out
back to front inside out

and repeat, until they disintegrate?

Er no its
right way,
Inside out right way
inside in wrong way
inside out wrong way
thats way the dead skin falls out

dizzyblonde 19-05-12 09:03 PM

Re: Felt like a prostitute yesterday........
 
mmmmmmmmm nice :puker:

Mrs DJ Fridge 19-05-12 09:13 PM

Re: Felt like a prostitute yesterday........
 
I have to assume that you are wearing no support then, otherwise you would have a funny baggy bit hanging out the back where the pouch is.

NTECUK 19-05-12 09:32 PM

Re: Felt like a prostitute yesterday........
 
Rumour has it that LPH will be ensuring that only those with 3 changes of clean underwear in there tank bag will be allowed to pitch at the AR12.
The 3 pairs must be placed in the map pocket and in 3 distinctly contrasting colours for easy identification.


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