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Nobbylad 20-05-12 06:20 PM

Re: Should daughters be drowned at birth?
 
Of course they should, or sent away only to return when they're married and dependent on someone else.

timwilky 20-05-12 06:43 PM

Re: Should daughters be drowned at birth?
 
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Originally Posted by Nobbylad (Post 2714665)
Of course they should, or sent away only to return when they're married and dependent on someone else.

Ahh. the nub of my daughter issues. They keep returning sans husband or prospect thereof.

punyXpress 20-05-12 06:48 PM

Re: Should daughters be drowned at birth?
 
Solved your own problem, Tim.
When she moves out to be with her next catch, you do the same but, whatever you do, don't leave a forwarding address.

Small Clanger 20-05-12 06:57 PM

Re: Should daughters be drowned at birth?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by timwilky (Post 2714685)
Ahh. the nub of my daughter issues. They keep returning sans husband or prospect thereof.



Offer a large dowry in cash, share options in Shell Oil or Nectar Points.

Richie 20-05-12 07:20 PM

Re: Should daughters be drowned at birth?
 
Simply Divorce her... or put her up for adoption :0)
are we talking No1 Lawer daughter or the one DP dropped in your kitchen?

suzukigt380paul 20-05-12 08:19 PM

Re: Should daughters be drowned at birth?
 
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Originally Posted by widepants (Post 2714577)
my ex should have been.

i wont disagree with that one,ive/weve got 2 sons and a daughter when they were say under 16 i would say the daughter was less trouble,but this is now reversed and the boys look after them selves but the daughter is forever broke need i say more,they never ask there mother for help,its aways good old dad

widepants 20-05-12 08:30 PM

Re: Should daughters be drowned at birth?
 
my step daughter who Ive not seen for a year has just emailed me....for a new phone...sats it all

Red Herring 20-05-12 08:39 PM

Re: Should daughters be drowned at birth?
 
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Originally Posted by Lozzo (Post 2714569)
I have three daughters - I have always said I would quite happily have swapped all three of them for 30 boys the same as my son. I so dearly love them all to bits, but christ do they drive me mental with their irrational thoughts and actions. My son, on the other hand, is the most calm, chilled and loving person who does what he needs to do with the minimum of fuss and drama.


I don't believe it, I never thought I would see the day, my life is now complete.



Lozzo and I finally agree on something! :)

dizzyblonde 20-05-12 08:49 PM

Re: Should daughters be drowned at birth?
 
I don't like girls myself, too much hassle, they wear pink, and you have to play with their hair, buy them barbie dolls, then theres 'wimmin things' boyfriends, babies..........


Thats why I have boys :cheers:

Richie 20-05-12 08:53 PM

Re: Should daughters be drowned at birth?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dizzyblonde (Post 2714753)
I don't like girls myself, too much hassle, they wear pink, and you have to play with their hair, buy them barbie dolls, then theres 'wimmin things' boyfriends, babies..........


Thats why I have boys :cheers:

and he needs a Bloody hair cut !!!!


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