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muzikill 13-07-12 09:00 PM

If I got rid of it part of my life would be missing. The question is do I mean the bike or the missus or both? :)

Bibio 13-07-12 09:08 PM

Re: A confession
 
bikes v's women! bikes don't moan when you ride others.

Bri w 13-07-12 09:14 PM

Re: A confession
 
To be fair, I'd hate to lose the wife........................ especially as I need to remodel the patio :-k

Specialone 13-07-12 09:16 PM

Re: A confession
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by davepreston (Post 2743279)
make her a nice brew sit the wife down put your hand on her knee while looking longly into her eyes and say
ok i know you have a problem with my motorbike so i thought id just clear the air
shut your fecking pie hole ive had enought of your carp if you dont like it theres the fecking door ,the bike will much prefer being in the house once ive got rid of all your ****, so to make things clear the spare room is now my workshop, the dish washer is used to clean engine parts, and that money for new carpets is going on a nice 2 into 1 zaust.
then kiss her on the cheek with a final line of "you think that over and get back to me ok love"

job jobbed

This :)

The tall Irishman talks sense :)

Littlepeahead 13-07-12 10:47 PM

Re: A confession
 
If you'd have just sold the wife and the kids into slavery you'd have had enough cash and space for 2 bikes.

Mr LPH tried to tell me there wasn't enough space in our garage for him to have his bike and me to have both of mine. I told him I was keeping both and he'd have to choose whether to get rid of his XJR or his beer fridge. He now's says we've got enough room for all of it after all.


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