Re: George Michael's nasty rash
 

Obv there's more too the whole 'falling out the car' thing (bet Mr Slave was the third occupant) but how has he not lost his skin sliding down the M1 in an Addidas tracksuit?

Re: George Michael's nasty rash
 

The tracksuit melted leaving him with a hard plastic shell protecting him? Its a breakthrough in motorbike safety technology. I believe it is something that has been developed in the US. California in particular.

Re: George Michael's nasty rash
 

That's a good theory. Or perhaps a tube of lube exploded in his back pocket as he hit the tarmac?

Re: George Michael's nasty rash
 

Been revealed he had chocolate all up his face when paramedics arrived, so obviously he's been careless with his wispa.

Re: George Michael's nasty rash
 

Maybe the years of back door pursuits left him with a rock hard back passage