I do my elephant impression.



*lob*


:lol:

'fraid so Keith IMO. I'm not convinced that humour is justifiable for something like that.


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i guess that is your right to express your displeasure at my post. if i offended you i apologise, however i shant make any promises i'll not post something of bad taste in the future.

one mans meat is another mans poison, as the saying goes

Guaranteed to get the tits out

http://www.tuppenceabag.co.uk/images..._suet_ball.jpg

why not ask the ladies themselves what would impress them, surely they could give us some clues as to how to woo them

since iv'e been single 3 years, I definitely need some tips

all tips gratefully appreciated :D

:lol: :lol: what about the nuthatches?

Fair enough, I wouldn't wish to censure you, I just think that although all subjects in life can be discussed, applying humour to them isn't always valid or indeed acceptable.


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One of these does the trick

http://www.125west.com/images/Whiteh...r_Nuthatch.jpg

Hold on... you were joking there?
Bugger.




Great. Anyone know where I can unload three liters of Rohypnol...

In the words of Chubby Brown, I have found that there are three special words that get the ladies going....

NATIONAL
LOTTERY
WINNER

Then when you have finally won them over you admit you only got 3 numbers... Technically not a lie