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I suppose we could all sit round drinking traditionally english drinks saying things like 'what what' and laughing like horses... :D |
At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various brewing
organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conference. Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strylya, we make the best bloody beer in the world, so pour me a bloody Fosters, mate." Augie, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest beers of the world, and I make the King of them all, gimme a Bud." Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, ferdamt. Give me ein Becks, ist der real King of beers, danke." Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would ya give me a diet coke with ice and lemon? Thanks." The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over their faces. Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?" Paddy replies "Well, if you fookin' pansies aren't drinkin', then neither am I. there you go, a slightly more lively post for the Patrick Day celebrations. |
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Patrick kicked all the snakes out of Ireland. Now you are talking. No shortage of snakes. The logisitics of 100% snake removal are staggering. Respect is due, in fairness. |
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You have that problem too Sythree? Bloody snakes eh? A lot to answer for it seems. |
I have nothing against St Patricks day, but why does the Government do all it can to keep St Georges day quiet ???
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Poor St Patrick. Seems that to most people these days he's nothing more than the patron saint of ****-ups.
I'm not being holier-than-thou, in fact I'm off for a couple meself. Just wondering if he's turning in his grave at the thought of all the vomiting / fighting / peeing in shop doorways / mooning etc. that'll be going on in his name later tonight. |
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