It only takes one naked bloke to ruin it for all concerned.... :lol:

BB..Viagra? How 1980's that is cute. Get with the programme fella Cialis is the way to go....and then some! :P

Ping...That depends upon where YOU insist on looking. :wink: :P

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My Eyes!

tie a piece of cotton round ur leg and round the ermm old man, that way you should be pretty safe :P

I mean if err hum..the old fella does decide to stare at the most inopportune moment. Are people likely to ignore it and simply smile or are they not likely to make too much of a fuss over a little thing like that? :oops:

They'll probably turn to you in the middle of some conversation and say something along the lines of "hmm, dear Peter, you may have a point there!" :P

:shock: Look everyone in the eyes, and don't be tempted to check out how big the competition is.

PH you have so got to go and let us know how you get on.


Possibly post another thread in the photo section perhaps???????? :lol:

Oh no! I can't believe I missed this bit! Apparently there is to be a "fun" mixed team volley ball competition to be held on the lawn. :shock: HELP! :?

Followed by poolside musical chairs...oh boy...I think I'm going to faint! :oops:

That seems like the best advice so far, sunburn there would be most unpleasant.

I'm informed that this concern is generally unfounded, apparently most chaps experience a certain 'stage fright' when there's an audience and don't find themselves in possession of anything ermm...unwanted.