Originally Posted by Samnooshka

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"..but it's only a"penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
exchange rate


Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Then i need to be burried in shorts and a T shirt, cause i is going to hell


Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
So you can get it out easier, and the pizza does not move in the box as the pzza touches the sides. Simple really


How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

This one just made me laugh...i have no idea


Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

Because babies sleep so sereenly. That dont have nightmares as they havent lived.


If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Yes, but i see where your coming from


Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Panties is/are just wrong...ew

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Because it wouldnt of lead to a story now would it?

If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME garbage, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Because there is only one road runner, and he wants to eat him. I want to know how he pays for all the Acme stuff...i mean, hes a coyote, and when was the last time you saw a coyote working for a living?


If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Baby otters

Originally Posted by Viney

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Originally Posted by Viney

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Baby otters

Originally Posted by Moo

Who was the first man to milk a cow and what did he think he was doing?

Why do hot dogs come in tins of 8 and hot dog rolls come in packs of 6?

Originally Posted by Ping

Bullet Proof Monk! Bullet proof Monk!

Originally Posted by Samnooshka

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Originally Posted by Viney

If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME garbage, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Because there is only one road runner, and he wants to eat him. I want to know how he pays for all the Acme stuff...i mean, hes a coyote, and when was the last time you saw a coyote working for a living?