Granted, but you accidentally jumped in Ping's time machine, and motorcycles haven't been invented yet.

I wish it would stop raining.

Granted - the sun comes out and melts all the tarmac and the councils can't keep up with the repairs

I wish i wasn't so bored

Granted. It will never rain & you're garden will die off.

I wish I could sleep with any girl I wanted.

Thanks!

Granted, but all you'll do is sleep....

Granted, but you now only want Anne Widdecombe

I wish I had a wash-board (in appearance) stomach

Granted, You now have a grey coloured stomach which is still flabby.

I wish for world peace. You're very evil if you corrupt it.

Granted the world is now completley silent :twisted:

I wish I my job was more interesting

thats what i said

Evil!

Tricky - Granted - your job is now more interesting but you have been fired and someone else now has it.

I wish we all got free motorbikes

Granted. You forget everything you ever knew about your job and have to learn it all again. Its intresting cos its new.

I wish no woman could say no to me. :D