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He just a dirty old pedalphile

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At least he got the bike at the right time of the cycle.

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Would he have touched it's "bell" do you think?:rolleyes::p His desires have now been spoke of by many and he claims that he was framed.:shock: He is now tyred of being saddled with such infamy and wishes to put a block on it all. Never again will he be caught pumping away.:)

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Maybe it was a chopper!!!! (just getting my coat... slam!!!) :(

Actually maybe this is a common thing cos i have a patient on my books who had sex with an exercise bike but decided to remove the saddle and has ended up with a pierced bowel!!!

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That's nothing! I know of someone who was treated for having a full Atco,petrol driven sit on mower up his jacksy!:smt103

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again...how?! am i lacking in imagination here? I just can't see the logistics in this!

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Well-----Think of the birds and bees.No not that.
Think of a train going into a tunnel.
Only the tunnel is a dead end and the train is longer than the tunnel----

Err you getting it?:rolleyes:

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ok... i had to treat a guy bought into A and E on a stretcher by the fire brigade with a complete bathroom sink attached to his rectum via the hot tap!!!

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I'm yet to learn these things

:smt103

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Well when I grew up in sunny Whiston, there were many farmers fields not too far from the housing. The local farmer who was known to be a bit of an "odd sort" was rushed in to Whiston Hospital, after going way too far when told to park his combine harvester "up the back."